This is why I could never be an astronaut. Imagine being so driven that when you’re unable to get your work emails, instead of just being like looks like I have a free day today, you are actively work with your bosses to try and solve the problem.
feeling like the white tom cruise's character in eyes wide shut
actually fuck it: the economics that makes million dollar sports salaries possible is only because of the extraction of surplus value of everyone involved in broadcast sports as a commodity
athletes already get compensated for skill and effort: it’s called being a winner
sarcastic but also correct, it’s a curse
ummm they're literally labor aristocrats whose salaries are paid from the surplus value stolen from team staff and stadium workers
always a chance it happens live on tv
What the fuck y'all know about this?
Putting Irony Partition Failure here for posterity
Special guest confirmed!
The biggest "April Fool" in my opinion is the dang cheeto in the white house
neal katyal pissed me off so much i became a critical legal theorist
huge if true
the legal system really got one shot by the scopes monkey trial and never recovered tbh, daubert's a joke, etc.
under an institutionalist lens: this is obviously the correct standard of scrutiny but the ban should nevertheless survive strict scrutiny given the clearly-established harms of what is essentially fraud
under a critical legal theorist lens: lol, lmao
that’s literally the plot of charlie and the great glass elevator
Me and the homies on the way to the women respecters conference
cum pendant? yeah that necklace is silly overpriced
act like you’ve been there before bro, damn
Sure! "Cyclists have a right to the road, too, you noisy, polluting, inconsiderate maniacs! I hope gas goes up to eight bucks a gallon!"
$8 a gallon for gas???
That's right
Mind you bluesky was shading X on X about adding AI tools 5 months ago
trust the process
mr. sandman, bring me some sand
make it enough to hold in my hand
give it a toss ‘cause i’m a thrower
then tell him that his days of sight are over
quis suffragat ipsos suffragatoribus, as it were
part of the reason that the left, broadly speaking, is somewhat unconcerned about elections-qua-elections is that all actually existing elections are anti democratic without first establishing a democratic process to determine the demos
i was actually just thinking to myself the other day "I wonder when the next FDNY/NYPD hockey game is, i could watch a new video of cops getting their ass kicked in a line brawl"
woke 2 is back
fork found in kitchen
I guess boycotting Harry Potter feels pretty trivial to me, because I'm an adult. if someone told me I shouldn't eat Gerber's baby food, I'd be like, that is no problem. I'm way ahead of you