If I was president this would be my first executive order:
Lakers - purple and gold only
Celtics - white and green only
Knicks - orange and blue only
Kings - powder blue only

Yep!

@mst3kofficial.bsky.social you gave Tom Servo super speed? YOU FOOLS

Cockadoodledooooooooooooooo

This is a perfect stupid stew

Udonis tried to check in

samuel beckett was born on this day 120 years ago. astonishing to think that if he had survived, and could run 100m in 9.57 seconds, he would be not only the oldest but also the fastest man in the world - together with his nobel prize for literature, an astonishing trifecta

Yo man 50s is even wilder. I’m never more than 30 seconds from crying but also I’m way chiller than I was ten years ago.

Yeah yeah

Vulture, who has been hanging out with a bad crowd: Dad, what do we eat?

Vulture dad, who is also the band Kansas:

I thought I was gonna lose a arm

He shall pass! To the open man.

ROSS BRAVO should be their mascot as well

Been watching in chunks, which is probably not ideal but these days it’s hard for me to watch a quiet meditation for too long before nodding off

I’m in the middle of it and I totally agree

🎶Let me see that log
Log log log log log log🎶

I’ve never understood why the league bent over backwards to prop up his image. One more ugly thing about the last quarter of Stern’s tenure.

She’s a genius

Thought it was real smart using him to break his fall

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Hawks are not a great radio or tv call, imo.

I understand the Trump appeal in some ways; the weird charisma, the “regular guy” vocabulary, etc; the appeal of this nakedly-opportunistic shitheel completely escapes me

Loved Q!

He plays with just the right amount of mania!

I thought Walsh was a huge positive tonight

I thought he looked amazing in the second half and Joe definitely stretched him out