Our brave and HEROIC troops deserve CRIPPLING diarrhea. Thank You For Your Attention To This Matter!

@michaeljhudson hell yeah benihana up in this bitch

i'm hallucinating

JD Vance should have simply chosen a college more hospitable to conservative thought than the University of Georgia. Like Yale for instance.

"Magataotao" on Twitter writes: "I am Catholic. This👇is not my Pope." Attached is a video of the Pope saying that we should search for peace and reject war. A community note under their tweet says: "You are not a Catholic if you do not accept the Pope, but rather a schismatic. Canon 751: “Schism is the refusal of submission to the Supreme Pontiff,” ie. the Pope. https://www.vatican.va/archive/cod-iuris-canonici/eng/documents/cic_lib3-cann747-755_en.html"

first in my bloodline to see someone get excommunicated by a community note

Bunnies in a raft pull up next to a spaceship capsule, which has just splashed down and is floating in the open sea. Visible in the capsule, two bunnies wave at the ones in the boat.

Daily bunny no.3285 made it home safely

Please explain contemporary American life succinctly.

“I understand we live in a giant city and we have to have rules, and that’s what makes society society,” she says. “But I do have a feeling sometimes I’m just gonna make this one not apply to me."

canonically, in The Young Pope, Jude Law uses his divine, entirely real connection to god almighty to ask Him to smite a corrupt nun in Africa who is siphoning funds from the charity she runs for starving children and she dies that very night. in my heart of hearts i believe Pope Leo has this power

a baby yoda sits on top of a large rock with a glowing circle around it ALT: a baby yoda sits on top of a large rock with a glowing circle around it

If we all put in the psychic labor for the next eight hours… we can do it…

one of the finest posts of all time

<I’m wheeled into the Pitt>

Santos: male, 36, at happy hour, now saying “tummy feel crazy”

Al-Hashimi: 47% of men’s bodies reject modern IPAs. They’re too hoppy now

Robi: the silent killer. Get him to surgery

McKay <alone now, staring straight at camera>: I am the same type of communist as you

probably when we found out goblins were posting among us the whole time, we just never noticed

Pam Bondi, enjoy your new gig prosecuting copper theft in alachua county

They’ve merch

this thread is perfect and only getting better

Forever thanking Ryan Gosling for this gem I’ve sent to dozens of DMs

The best TV show since Nathan Fielder flew around a bunch of “actors” in a 737

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Tiger Woods

“Since the IOC began allowing the participation of transgender athletes in 2004, only one openly transgender woman has competed at the Olympics, a weightlifter from New Zealand who did not make it past her opening round of competition at the Tokyo Games.”

One.

Post a non-religious picture you think of as holy. 🤼‍♂️

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oscar isaac reminds me of karl rove

this is so embarrassing lmaaoo

ChatGPT: you’re so right, Leto Atreides II. Merging with a worm would give you unconscionable power that you, alone, could wield — you, alone, could be trusted with. You wouldn’t be committing a genocide. You would be saving humanity

Happy retirement, sir