Fair! And also sad.

These fuckin' guys.

Comic: Types of Board Game. [Each panel has a person, a person with a ponytail, a person with shoulder-length hair, and a person with a white hat seated around a table with different board game and pieces on top. (1) Boring: PERSON 3: Each turn, roll a die and move your token. Turns proceed clockwise around the table until we all get tired and go home. (2) Abstract: PERSON 1: Each turn, you can place any number of red triangles or blue squares on a hexagon, or move any hexagon to a... (3) Hyperspecific Theme: PERSON 2: It’s October 2, 1814. The Congress of Vienna convenes. You are each in charge of distributing and lighting candles for the opening ball, which was held at these three locations... (4) Overcomplicated: PERSON 4: It’s a cross between *Twilight Imperium* and *Cones of Dunshhire*, but implemented entirely in category theory. Every cone is a monad, and... (5) Cooperative: PERSON 3: We’re working together to sort these decks of cards using only hand gestures. After that, we’ll silently organize my junk drawer. (6) Branded: PERSON 1: You can play as Phoebe, Chandler, Monica, Rachel, Ross, Joey, or, due to an ill-advised tie-in, Goku. (7) Party: PERSON 2: Each of the cards in your hand has a bad word on it. On the count of three, yell the... (8) Social Deduction: PERSON 3: Remember, per our *find the secret murderer* house rules from last week, discovering that a player has committed a real-life murder does *not* count.

Types of Board Game

xkcd.com/3235/

YUP.

Consigned.

I mean, nice to see them continuing the proud tradition of REFUSING to cast an Egyptian person as Ramirez (yes, the surname is Spanish but he's older than Spain...)

In semi-related news: how did I not know this was happening? Cavill as MacCleod, Crowe as Ramirez, Bautista as The Kurgen???
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Highlan...

True story: this was one of my late mother's FAVORITE movies. Partly because of the cinematography, but mostly because she LOVED Russell Crowe.

Like, owned CDs by his terrible band levels of love.

This Is Just To Say

I have turned off
the AI features
that were in
the update

and which
you were probably
hoping
to monetize

Fuck you
they were stupid
so unnecessary
and so annoying

A SKLETEN WHOSE HIGHER THEN A FUCKEN MOUNTAIN HOLDIN A BIG JOINT "ITS 420 TIME TO GO TO THE SPENSARY THAT LOOKS LIKE A THERAPISTS OFFICE AND GIVE A GUY WITH AMUSTACHE 62 BUCK'S " - SAY WHAT U WILL ABOUT TURNING A BUNCH OF PLANT'S INTO A NEW KIND OF STORE WHERE THEY PUT A BUCH OF HEXAGONS ON THE WALL EVERYWHERE FOR NO REASON BUT AT LEAST YOU DONT HAVE TO GO TO "A GUYS HOUSE" AND WATCH JEPARDY WITH HIM , I HATE COPORATIONS BUT I CANT BE WATCHING THIS MUCH JEPARDY - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

HELL YEA - dashare.zone ADMIN

This bar just swung from Sisters of Mercy to They Might Be Giants.

Which is why it's the best bar.

Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto

Aliens: they're just like us.

Thinking about both of you and sending good vibes.

Wait, I think I skipped a chapter somewhere.

I... Molly.

That's it, I have no words.

Yeah, that's not a defense that helps the case for him being on the ball AT ALL

Almost!

I'm telling you, we just have to sell it as "homeopathic" prevention.

"We give you teeny, tiny amounts of a disease and then you don't get the ACTUAL disease!"

It's not great!

Oh, they were and still are BIG mad about Vatican 2.

Did not think my atheist ass would ever be siding with the pope over the US government, but... Here we are.

LOLing at
People?
Grades?
Stock market
Politics

He doesn't know what "depiction" means, which is a little concerning. That's a middle school vocab word (at oldest, probably more like upper elementary for most students.)

What the WHAT? What is he even saying??

I would like to point out: Lyme is EVERYWHERE. And you can have it and not realize it for years.

I didn't know I had had it until a doctor ordered antibody testing a couple of years back.

You just KNOW he has a LiveJournal somewhere.

Republicans aren't either, but we get the government we work for.

Any 2028 candidate should be adding this plank to their platforms, regardless of party.

One day it'll be our turn.

🪦☠️