(snuggling with my cat when she gets a look in her eye) are you about to bite me

cat: prrhaps

Give me a hit of that high fructose corn syrup.

My Kid: Dad, why is the long name for flu "influenza" if it doesn't influence anything?

Me: it wasn't called "Influenza" because it has influence

My Kid: Oh?

Me: it's because it's the arch nemesis of Outfluenza

My Kid:

Me:

My Kid: This is why I didn't let you help with my science homework!!!

Michael Beggs
Bay of Fires Tasmania
East Coast Tasmania Australia

A cat that looks like a red panda. Or.......is it a red panda that looks like a cat?

If anyone would like to see a photo of a cat that wishes it was a red panda, this is your lucky day.
#Caturday

Me: I'm going to go handle that spider in the 12yo's room.

Wife: Why do you have the deed to our house?

Me: I was going to sign it over to the spider, and we move out.

Wife:

Me: That's how I handle spiders...

My Kid: Dad, can I have a snack?

Me: sure, buddy

Kid: (looking in pantry) what should I have

Me: how about a granola...

Kid: I wasn’t talking to you.

Me: 😳

A comic about teamwork!

A comic about Kitten Fran!

BONUS Panel below! 👇

The aurora at the same time as a lunar eclipse was occurring over Fairbanks, Alaska

My Kid: (On a toy cell phone) Hey! You! Buy me more clothes! Now!

Me: What're you doing?

My Kid: Hanging a pretend phone call with Mom.

Me: (Taking away phone) go to your room and pretend to be grounded for pretending to talk to Mom that way.

NEW COMIC: Spring Clean

This comic wrote itself!

Dads be like:

I’m really proud you’re getting your own place. It’s now time we have the talk.

Dewalt and Ryobi and others all have an exclusive battery system and you’ll want to just commit to one…

If I can just make it until April 11th, the date of the Pimento Cheese Festival, I might be okay

Wife: do that thing I like

Me: (eats my potato chips in a different room, so my wife doesn't have to hear me loudly crunching them)

A cat sits in a chair in front of a table full of cooling cookies on racks.

As Gloria’s lifeless body lay in the corner, Phillip sat and admired his haul. He felt no remorse. The woman had been a fool to have trusted him, and she’d deserved her fate.

G is for Geode. And that's good enough for me.

i need to stop putting things "where i won't lose them"

I’m your dad now—get to the airport at least 14 hours before your flight. Actually, better make it 16.