Ding Ding Ding!!!!! We have a winner. Congratulations, Joyce Vance. Come on down and claim your prize!

Perfect!

The egomaniac-in-chief isn’t going to like this…👍

Lake Shore commuters: we have been warned.

It's affected me just the opposite: I cannot stop stress-eating. :o(

I swear: We should start a drinking game. Except we would all be falling down drunk in far less than two weeks.

Katy Miller, of all people, who is married to the most unfuckable, unblowable bald-headed NAZI geek living or dead, dares to say that liberal men are unattractive?

I hope they have plants inside MAGA. Because Schiff himself said they prepared for everything they could think of in 2020. But NOBODY saw the Jan. 6 insurrection coming.

LET'S SEE WHAT THAT BLOATED SACK OF SHIT LIED ABOUT TODAY AND THEN LOOK AT SOME KITTY CATS

😂🤪

Chuck Schumer's two votes tonight in favor of bombs and bulldozers to Israel is yet another reason Senate Democrats must vote to remove him as leader post the midterms.

ELECT MORE WOMEN, I am so tired of this disgusting shit.

Huge turnout today for JD Vance and Erika Kirk.

You just now figuring this out???

God sends Trump to his eternal reward!

So...Pope Leo 2028? 😊

Amen to that. Who behaves like that? What kind of soulless asshole thinks it's acceptable to do that?

If Trump's depiction of himself as Jesus totally innocent, why did he take it down?

Trump media company drops lawsuit against the Guardian TMTG drops defamation claim over report that prosecutors were investigating payments received as possible money laundering

In other news, Milk Dud continues to file losing defamation lawsuits.

www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

"God will not be mocked" ??? I'm not sure what the hell they think they've been doing since 2016 by supporting such a vile, sex-offending, lying thief.

😅 Too little. Too late.

These animals are just as deserving of love, care, and compassion as the pup sleeping at your feet.
What happens to them in gas chambers all over the world is an absolute TRAVESTY.
Help change hearts & minds.
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#California voters: heads up.

SAME.

Random Thought: Maybe guys should just gtf out of the way. Seriously. Women can do this better and more efficiently. Without a doubt. All of it. With Strength and integrity. You guys are exhausting.

Pretty sure JD Vance couldn't negotiate the sticker price of a 2018 Camry

OK. And yet, I can hear "But her emails!" ringing in my ears. #hypocrisy

I just want to make one final point tonight. A number of women received cease-and-desist letters from Eric Swalwell. My wife did not. Every woman involved, except my wife who went on the record, has remained anonymous. 1/2

Here would be my response to Malaria urging them to testify in Congress, if I were one of Epstein's survivors: "I will if you will."

We really should start a drinking game. Every time Trump claims something will happen by two weeks from now, chug your favorite adult beverage.

It is not disaster unless/until every GOP seat is blown into obscurity. Shawn Harris can't help Georgia unless he's voted into office. And I hope he will be. But I'm done with the hyperbole.