Kash Patel drinks too much…allegedly. Or from the Atlantic, “The FBI Director Is MIA Kash Patel has alarmed colleagues with episodes of excessive drinking and unexplained absences.” #kashpatel #fbidir... TikTok video by eveningforestnews

Kash Patel is On the Rocks! Allegedly Shitfaced and Unresponsive — good thing Pete Hegseth Wasn’t around!

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For the many illiterate in Texas, a photo of the Pantload in Chief with a line drawn through him also ruled a suitable alternative. #blessedarenottheabusers #gophypocrites

Kash Patel drinks too much…allegedly. Or from the Atlantic, “The FBI Director Is MIA Kash Patel has alarmed colleagues with episodes of excessive drinking and unexplained absences.” #kashpatel #fbidir... TikTok video by eveningforestnews

Kash Patel is On the Rocks! Allegedly Shitfaced and Unresponsive — good thing Pete Hegseth Wasn’t around!

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So much of normal care, in health or school settings, is a war of attrition. But if your dumb war starts getting pricey, or your cost overrun fighter asphyxiates its pilots, no questions asked, have some more! I believe Normal will be on the ballot soon, and this country will enjoy a metamorphosis.

Way better than my microwave, which thinks it’s 88:88.

Always keeping it dainty, GOPers!

People somehow forget he lost the 2020 election (and still can’t admit it) because he was a terrible president and worse person. Now, it’s like watching a decrepit shell of that terrible person, doing even more terrible things. #ettd

White House Fluffers Dinner

Donald Trump is polling at historical lows. I wonder why? From Newsweek, “President Donald Trump is set to see his worst approval ratings of this second term as new polling from the NBC News Decision ... TikTok video by eveningforestnews

Trmp Is More Unpopular Than…#trump #melania #vance #iranwar #gopinflation #bluewave

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The corollary to “hit it where they ain’t” is “hit it at the goose.”

All hearings need to be scheduled after noon, all depositions must have questions whispered quietly…

But not the tens of millions he kicked off health insurance, the hundreds of millions for whom he made food and fuel impossible to afford, or the hundreds of millions now at risk for his increased pollution and deficit spending.

Donald Trump is polling at historical lows. I wonder why? From Newsweek, “President Donald Trump is set to see his worst approval ratings of this second term as new polling from the NBC News Decision ... TikTok video by eveningforestnews

Trmp Is More Unpopular Than…#trump #melania #vance #iranwar #gopinflation #bluewave

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My heart is breaking for Shreveport, Louisiana.

Eight young lives stolen in a devastating act of domestic gun violence.

All of us should be outraged that we live in a country that routinely subjects our kids to such unimaginable violence.

Not entirely inconsistent, I want to Kleenex his name for something terrible - eg, “boy I really Trumped my trousers on that one today!”

Healthcare is a constitutional right, and should be free or close to it.

Trump considered awarding self Medal of Honor amid Iran war chaos: insiders Amid the ongoing U.S. war against Iran, President Donald Trump considered awarding himself the Medal of Honor, the most prestigious military award issued by the U.S. government, White House insiders c...

A Traditional Republican Talking Point, voice even recently by Nitwits Like GOP Megadonor Ken Griffin, is that “the woke” hand out “Participation Medals.” And yet their FIFA Prize Pantpooper With the Bone Spurs and Fake Golf Trophies does this:

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They should, they forfeit their constitutional duties for an old grifting pervert.

MAGA Christians. Pete Hegseth reads a prayer adapted from ‘Pulp Fiction’ during Pentagon service. From the Washington Post, The megachurch in Phoenix was supposed to be a venue for President Trump to ... TikTok video by eveningforestnews

Trump’s Turning Point Was a Good Friday Service! Trump Republicanism and Religion Go Together Like a Glass Of Urine and a Raccoon Penis! #trump #popeleo #ericakirk #danicapatrick #necrophilia #christianity #kashpatel #wineintomorewine

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He’s in the Blast Zone. Serves him right. He’s the Ross Douthat of bad comedians, in that I don’t care what he thinks, and am perplexed at those who pretend they do.

MAGA Christians. Pete Hegseth reads a prayer adapted from ‘Pulp Fiction’ during Pentagon service. From the Washington Post, The megachurch in Phoenix was supposed to be a venue for President Trump to ... TikTok video by eveningforestnews

Trump’s Turning Point Was a Good Friday Service! Trump Republicanism and Religion Go Together Like a Glass Of Urine and a Raccoon Penis! #trump #popeleo #ericakirk #danicapatrick #necrophilia #christianity #kashpatel #wineintomorewine

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My take on Pope Leo and Donald Trump. News commentary. satire. Breaking news. #breakingnews #satirenews #popeleoxiv #blasphemy #newsupdate @MeidasTouch comedy. Smart, Andy Rooney TikTok video by eveningforestnews

The Pantload in Chief Opened a New Front in His Holy War, against the Pope! He’s no match, although they do both wear hats to funerals! #softoncrime #popeleo #trump #nillawaferofthelord

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You’re nether Jesus nor a Red Cross worker Donald Trump. It’s blasphemy! From CNBC, President Donald Trump on Monday morning deleted a Truth Social post with an image showing himself appearing like Je... TikTok video by eveningforestnews

Trump shares picture of him as Jesus, but Jesus said to pay your taxes! Other subtle differences emerge, in 2 minutes of jokes about a blaspheming commander in chief!

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My take on Pope Leo and Donald Trump. News commentary. satire. Breaking news. #breakingnews #satirenews #popeleoxiv #blasphemy #newsupdate @MeidasTouch comedy. Smart, Andy Rooney TikTok video by eveningforestnews

The Pantload in Chief Opened a New Front in His Holy War, against the Pope! He’s no match, although they do both wear hats to funerals! #softoncrime #popeleo #trump #nillawaferofthelord

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Justice Dongsilver needs to hide his Coke can in his luxury RV before speaking.

Pretty sure a pack of Steak-ums after two a days in the 80s gave me CTE.

The US Military confessed to a crime you say?

Perhaps most tragic, many hair foams are petroleum based products!

Tbh, Mike Johnson’s view of the Pope v Taste of Racoon Penis is a rout. (His son is getting a text alert right now.)

Ross Douche Hat is a remarkably irrelevant “thinker,” who either has incriminating photos of important people at the NY Times, or has incriminating photos of important people at the NY Times.