it’s funny you’re just called dan

yeah whatever phodcast,, I still need spooky week 😋

youre the tati to my nof phil

i think discussion posts as an assignment format in university should die

man
sports fans really like

care about sports huh?

being 16 was such a let down.
I expected so much more from that age

listening to my rain and thunder noise machine while it's raining and thundering outside to make myself giggle in these hellish times

will be going back to dan and philism soon i know it

i think discussion posts as an assignment format in university should die

idk how to talk so when I like ur post just know I am supporting u so hard

sometimes i feel like im not actually gay and then i get the overwhelming desire to havea gf out of no where

elijah wood in two instagram stories on my feed is this a sign I should be wearing wigs?

#virgins4phan

when you finally meet people in your city and realize everyone already knows eachother

when i think im a bad person but then i remember that theres no store where the employees know me by name because they hate me that much

sometimes i randomly say outloud
the hand a dan and phil fanfiction by phil lester

referring to dan as mr and phil

yall remember this picture?
memories…

just went to spell filming with a ph bitch bye

Im writing something rn and I have a question for the public.
Are you aware of the game chopsticks? Like the hand game?
I'm making sure it's not an incredibly niche thing please lemmeknow

I hate school 🫤

im back here man fuc the other app

cant talk rn
just came to the chilling realization that i love attention

dnp youve abandonded us

amazing phil upload tdy? id scream

WAIT
i miss amazing phil so bad

i have a girlfriend and she is so blue

what up bsky nation
i had a dream last night that i ran into dan howell outside a coffee shop at night and he raised a single eyebrow at me and smiled then said it seems i know you from days of old

wtf does that even mean

bluesky
ive neglected you
im sorry