At Long Last, InfoWars Is Ours By Bryce P. Tetraeder, CEO, Global Tetrahedron

We have a deal. theonion.com/at-long-last...

I feel like "could be" is optimistic. "Have already been" seems more likely.

when did captain kirk start calling people sjw

Worrye not about 'being productive,' for thou art not a product. Thou art a star daunsinge yn a hopeful skye. A signal blinking across centuryes and worldes. Thou art a song performid just once and perfectlye.

here come old laptop
he come
bootin up slowly
he got
broken touchpad
he need
one more update
he got
no space
on this pc

one thing i can tell you
its got no warranty

The corporate tax system in the US is enough to radicalize anyone that cares to look closely enough.

"[Pope Leo] sure as hell does not represent the Catholic Church" is a thing I just read.

Moses supposes his toeses are roses,
But Moses supposes erroneously,
Moses he knowses his toeses aren't roses,
As Moses supposes his toeses to be!

Everything you've been posting over the past 24 hours is completely ahistorical.

161 years after Emancipation, millions of lives have been damaged by the "reconciliation work" of the UDC. The UDC has had real-world material effects on Black Americans and this nation.

www.vox.com/videos/2017/...

as a pagan, i remain very wary of the catholic church and the power it wields

but as an american, i am deeply entertained by the concept of jd vance being excommunicated

inside you there are two wolves etc etc

Poor Sleep Linked To Gong Instrument’s Loud, Resonant Crash Can Be Disruptive

Poor Sleep Linked To Gong https://theonion.com/poor-sleep-linked-to-gong/

So lemme get this straight, baseball dork.

You're upset a baseball in a hat...hugged the mayor...so you're having a little pity party and converting into the Yankees?

Fuck is wrong with you? Lol

A white garment with some kind of food stain. Humiliating.

A pair of dirty hands rest on a car engine. Rough, tough, cool.

Here is an easy solution:

Food stains are humiliating, as they suggest you're a little baby who can't feed themselves.

Oil stains, such as those you'd get from working on your car, suggest you're tough, independent, and skilled.

Thus, simply cover your food stains with used motor oil.

A white door covered in magnets from different places around the us and canada

Me too! Family also tends to send me magnets from places they go. This is the top half of my front door because of it!

I thought this was about Phoenix Wright's Dick Gumshoe and I was prepared to do a fight for him.

Simmons previously appeared at a 2025 Republican field hearing to speak on GOP tax policies. Her claim that she saves $11k is bogus as that suggests she makes $50k-$100k in tips.

Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto SAN FRANCISCO—Following reports that a 20-year-old man had been arrested for throwing a Moltov cocktail at Sam Altman’s home, the suspect stated Monday that he only initiated the attack because he was...

“I’ve been using ChatGPT to help with cooking for a while now, so I didn’t think too much of it when the ingredients list included a bottle filled with gasoline and a cloth wick,” said the alleged attacker

Headline on Hollywood Reporter that reads ”Paddington 4, Escape From New York' Reboot in the Works”

I misread the headline as one movie and got very excited for a moment…

Mayor Zohran Mamdani behind the counter of a bodega in The Bronx, flanked by various people. A journalist with a microphone labeled “Shop Cats” is standing in front of the sales counter, and holding the mic up to a black and white cat sitting on the counter next to bananas. The cat has an expression like in the famous “Sir, are you aware that you are a cat” meme

“Sir, are you aware that you are a cat, and Mayor Zohran Mamdani is standing right behind you?”

Cancer: It doesn’t matter if the glass is half full or half empty, because you will find some way to drown yourself in it.

11 p.m. "Interview With a Vampire" (1994) Tom Cruise is a soulless recluse who lurks in the darkness and sucks the life from all who come near him. He's also in this movie about a vampire. Showtime.

good morning

image from inside Artemis II text: i need more men to understand that two men crying and hugging in space after one of them announced they were naming a moon crater after the other one's late wife is actually what peak masculinity looks like.

The Artemis missioun doth show that the thinges that are trulye the most astoundinge yn thys worlde, the thinges that will echo on thrugh historye, are not technologye, howevir marvelous, but common human braverye, wondir, and love. These will be the themes when thys storye ys tolde for centuryes.

i'm not annoying you for money. i'm annoying you for the love of the game. that said if you have sponsorship money HMU

*talking to teenage militant atheist self*

current me: okay so there’s a big fight between the government and the catholic church

teenage me: got it, so we’re obviously on the side of the government

current me: I, uh, you might want to sit down for this one

IMPORTANT

they really said "they should have sent a poet"

The Artemis II crew grinning and laughing together while floating in the Orion capsule, getting ready for their press conference.

I just love seeing how happy they all are 🥲 #Artemis