Wrestlemania
Leave out some milk and cookies
For Randy Savage
#HaikuDay

Happy opening day. Cubs are going 162-0. Heard it here first

These devices/apps just dusted off Clippy, gave it a new name and said it was AI

My anaconda would really rather not.

It's like the old saying goes, "team work makes the Kung-Fu Panda movies."

I've finished reading 2 books this year. This is monumental for me.

Hell yeah, that's my cowboy

What up, nerds

Super happy Bubba won but my God, that car is ugly #NASCAR

Nothing is ever on anyone's bingo cards. You're all terrible at making bingo cards.

Bruh. Why are Legos making me feel insecure?

May the Seventh Fleet get yeeted into another galaxy by space whales
#StarWarsMonth

May the Only a Sixth Deals in Absolutes be with you.
#StarWarsMonth

Happy Qui Gon Jinn day, because there's always a bigger fifth
#StarWarsMonth

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May the forth be with you unless you're complaining about Andor season 2 #StarWarsMonth

May the 3rd place runner of the Boonta Eve Classic be found alive somewhere in Mos Espa. Seriously, it was an 18 pod field and Anakin was the only one that even finished it, I think Sebulba is the only other competitor that was alive.Terrible survival numbers. #StarWarsMonth

May the Second Sister avenge them all. #StarWarsMonth

May the 1st name of Yoda find you well. (It's Minch)

I just thought kofi and X were gonna turn on each other but what happened was so much more devastating #NewDay10 #WWERaw

I mean... technically Big E was successful, kofi and Xavier stayed together. #WWERaw

I'm convinced people buy cyber trucks to suppress their desire to eat their own boogers

Last night was a good time #TarHeels

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Wait...posting on here is called skeeting?!
This is my life's purpose now.

This country deserves the Cowboys as America's Team. Take from that what you will.

What's good, bluesky sickos?

This is but a taste of the comical hijinks you can come to expect from the account... sometimes... maybe

When he sees a pretty lady, does the Six Million Dollar man suffer from inflation?
#StolenJokeBecauseIPlantedAFlagOnBlueskyFirst

My roommate only ever made one post over on the bird app. It was a joke that he was so proud of, that he never made another post ever.

Well he ain't on bluesky so imma post it here before he has the chance...

The good homie @jonahkue.bsky.social gets to be my first actual follow on here. Kue, make sure you print this out and frame it.