the fact that joon said he likes being called daddy and is no referring to himself as daddy….this is fine

Rkive on Instagram; a photo of him performing on stage in a black tanktop and dark sunglasses

Excuse me? Th.. that c.. caption? 🫪

More photos here:
www.instagram.com/p/DXWtPXbDx7W/

i wonder what having a healthy brain feels like

I CANNOT KEEP UP

idk i mean making ot7 into miis would be parasocial in like, a weird way… so like i shouldn’t… do it.

Yoongi, Jungkook, Namjoon, and Taehyung stand next to each in a backstage photo. Yoongi has an arm around Jungkook's waist and a half smile on his face. Jungkook is doing the literal female romcom star "foot lift during a kiss" pose, while clinging to Namjoon's shoulders. Namjoon is staring blankly ahead, play acting as a statue. Taehyung has a V sign held by his face.

i see that my bias line is out to murder me on this fine friday morning

What kind of renaissance painting is this

BTS group photo backstage at the first Arirang Japan concert. From left: Jimin, Seokjin, Yoongi, Jungkook, Namjoon, Taehyung, Hoseok. Jungkook is leaning against Namjoon's shoulder and kicking his foot back like a movie star girlie being kissed.

Jungkook is never beating the rapper's babygirl allegations 😭

oh no Namjoon having the natural music accidental symble tattooed is too poetic 😭
Like yes, he is a natural.
But in sheet music, naturals are always explicitly corrective. They tell the reader to abandon the status quo, to disregard the rules so as to make this present moment right. King shit.

RAPLINE AT THE SAME DAMN TIME 🥵🧎🏾‍♀️

ok but who taught Jimin “easy peasy lemon squeezy”

Busan boys on Hot Ones like “LET’S GO WINGS!!” while Seokjin is fighting for his life

goddess bless the Hot Ones host, asking our men REAL QUESTIONS

sunshine and sunshine protector

no wait but how did i manifest Hooligan getting a video tho

NOT THE HOOLIGAN MV REFERENCING ALL THEIR PAST MV MOMENTS 😭

jimin during ays with blue pjs on as he sits back with glasses on and two napkins over his face after eating spicy ramen

i think he’s cooked y’all 😭

fun fact in 2004 i hooked up with a girl at the club while One More Night played

cause of death: deep voice kim namjoon

2.0 being the last song in a Step Up movie

I’M JUST SAYING

Hooligan

man

where do i begin

perfect mix of early 00s club beat with late 90s r&b hook

like a g unit song with a nate dogg feature

hello mr kim seokjin, i have only one question: please tell the court why it is that every time i hear you sing, i drown in the waterfall of your divine voice whilst imagining your pillowy lips?

STOP SMILING AND ANSWER THE QUESTION, SIR

also not for nothing but ARIRANG REMINDS ME OF THE UNDERGROUND HIPHOP MIXTAPE WORLD OF MY YOUTH

bts were babies during my childhood but pls someone explain WHY the Arirang album is just billowing peak 90s energy

the slow jam rhythms, electronica rave energy, then like goo goo dolls ish???

what is HAPPENING

also to get back on brand: that moment during zane lowe when yoongi was like "oh I didn't really think about the fact that I was staying away or how I'd come back, it just happened" and namjoon said "he might be lying" was the MOST MARRIED FOR 15 YEARS SHIT I HAVE SEEN IN MY LIIIIIIIIFFFFE

Like Animals can’t help itself. It has to creep.

watching the Dope mv with my partner:

them: ok so all of these guys could work for the government and then BAM motorcycle guy

me: 😂

my astrologer side is living for the fact that the bts comeback is arriving at the beginning of Aries season

kim seokjin in pyjamas, leaning on a kitchen counter with the caption “mental breakdown”

me, an old lady stuck in the PST timezone:

fellas is it gay to get matching tattoos with your bros that form a constellation used by sailors for centuries to guide them home and then batman signal the tattoos into the sky for literally the whole world to see