I regret to inform you that this is me

Orange tabby cat with a stern expression in a cozy living room. Transcribed Text: Me, waiting for my turn to speak, but the topic's already changed.

Tuesday

Gotten one of these tins yet filled with sewing supplies?

I bring a sort of Forbidden Vibe to InternalServerError that Rate Limit Exceeded don't really like

trying to post through it rn

Screenshot of mobile bsky not loading

Screenshot of Lord of the Rings. The main character says "All right, then. Keep your secrets."

Comic. [Person and person with white hat facing two boxes stacked with $80 price tag and sale tag on each box.] PERSON 1: They want $80 for this? I could make one myself for $10 in parts, an hour of work, a trip to the hardware store, another $30 in parts, another few hours of work, two more trips to the store for $20 more in parts, another hour of work to redo the first hour of work because I messed up, and $80 to buy this when the one I made breaks.

Make It Myself

xkcd.com/3233/

Three panel comic. Panel 1: scene from the movie Aliens; Ripley is in a mech suit and delivers her iconic line: “get away from her, you bitch!” Panel 2: the xenomorph queen lunges at Ripley in the robotic suit and they engage in a fight. Panel 3: later, the xenomorph queen is standing in the shower, mid wash. She says, “‘it takes one to know one, honey.’ That’s what I should have said.”

A tree sparrow is speaking: "Artistic creation shouldn't be considered carelessly! Good art is made deliberately! With emotion! Physical exertion! If you aren't crying or bleeding by the end, you'd better look into another lifestyle...". We see a class of birds with piles of sticks and a big banner that reads "Intro to nest building" made out of twigs. The teacher continues: "Ok! Does everyone have their bundle of soft moss?"

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A street sign that reads WIPE YOUR FEET! Are you giving ghosts a free ride? When you walk over their graves, the ghosts who reside there can cling to your shoes, then come off later and haunt where they are unwanted. Help protect this fragile boundary between the land of the living and the spirits of the dead - don't accidentally introduce invasive ghosts. PLEASE USE GHOST BRUSH BEFORE LEAVING THE CEMETERY Chests were Tha ou, City of Portland Bureau of supernatural Containment NoX

Wide shot of the sign with the boot brush

Love you Portland

Just going through a lot

Bunnies in a raft pull up next to a spaceship capsule, which has just splashed down and is floating in the open sea. Visible in the capsule, two bunnies wave at the ones in the boat.

Daily bunny no.3285 made it home safely

Didn't care for that movie?

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are playing a board game with Blue's little brother. All three are studying the board keenly. Blue: If I go forward, I'll step into a trap. Blue continues studying the board as his little brother picks up another card. Blue: If I go back, I'll take the penalty. Blue frowns in frustration. Blue: Every time I move I take 5 damage. Blue and little blue look at Green, who is still studying the board. Green: And every time we kiss I swear I could fly.

A single-panel comic strip titled “The Life of SHARKS!” with the header “Shark Fact #5679: Sharks don’t communicate on the normal internet; they’re on the Shark Web.” Below, a shark wearing a hoodie sits at a keyboard in a dark room, grinning mischievously. On the wall behind it is a poster of “Elon Mollusc” (a mollusc drawn to parody Elon Musk). On the screen from thelifeofsharks.com, the shark is composing a message that reads: “Hello Mr Drug Dealer. I would like to buy 3 buckets of cocaine. I can pay 4 Bite Coins. Love & kisses, Barry Shark.” The joke parodies the dark web, reimagined as the “Shark Web,” with shark-themed puns on Bitcoin (“Bite Coins”) and Elon Musk (“Elon Mollusc”), while Barry Shark is hilariously bad at being anonymous.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

The Shark Web.

Anthro ghost raccoon decorated with chains and alternative clothing painted art

I finally finished something yippeee

'The Martian', also by Andy Weir if you liked 'Project Hail Mary'

Oh my gd, the Artemis II crew doing a parody of a bad 1980s sitcom intro from in space.

Source: www.instagram.com/p/DWwuHPfCZ8Z/

The thing

Sir, a second bird is at the feeder

⛓️🐟⛓️
#alloart

Golden campsite ✨

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue is about to go on an angry rant, as Green raises his tail to halt him. Blue: And don't get me started on- Green: Wait! Before you start... Blue frowns at Green as Green looks at him calmly. Green: Do you want solutions, or do you just want to complain? Blue: Can I just complain? Blue looks surprised as Green looks over his shoulder. Green: Sure, but let me make myself some popcorn first. As Green leaves, Blue looks stunned towards the direction that he left. Blue: I may do some warm-up screams while I wait. Green, already off-screen: Just don't start without me!

Incredible footage from a United Airlines flight of the Artemis II launch.

At first glance I thought this said 'escort'

Three panel comic. Panel 1: a man in business attire is disrobing and walking down a road away from a city, passing a sign that says “CITY LIMITS”. A narrative caption reads, “I left society behind.” Panel 2: it continues, “I became one with the meerkats.” The man is nude and wearing face and body paint and fake ears to look like a meerkat. He is posed next to a family of meerkats on a dirt mound. Panel 3: one of the meerkats is checking the mailbox outside their burrow, says “this came for you, bro” and hands the man an envelope. The man examines the envelope which reads “URGENT NOTICE FROM I.R.S.”

The whole world will be your enemy, prince with a thousand enemies. And when they catch you, they will smash you with a hammer. But first they must catch you.

🗝️🔒

Comic. [Person with a white hat and person with a ponytail face a third person with a poster behind them. The poster shows Earth and space beyond, and in space there is a rectangular banner with different space features on it.] PERSON WITH PONYTAIL: Aren’t you worried these will be disruptive for ground-based astronomy? PERSON 3: No, why? [caption] My new company is being criticized for our satellites that deploy 100-mile-wide banners painted with inaccurate pictures of the night sky.

Satellite Pollution

xkcd.com/3225/