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cisgender transsexual
a) that’s a compliment
b) nothing screams ‘communism’ more than hopping on a pay-to-ride bicycle service, owned by a bank with trillions dollars under management (with a T, not to be confused with a B because bike), in the world’s least affordable city.
if every democrat doesn’t use the “we took freedom of speech away” on every messaging apparatus they have every single day for the next 4 years assume they want to lose
I find it baffling how little impact the existence of the Undertaker, a literal walking corpse, has had on science and religion
Glimpses of the failed Kamala timeline are available everywhere
Of course Trump, the GOP, and their media sock puppets will attack the Dems! There's no scenario on the table where they don't! Oh they voted for cloture on a spending bill, I guess they're not evil radical leftists we have to apocalyptically crush and censor after all, let's play nice now? Come on.
i just saw ezra klein in the household essentials aisle at trader joes he was biting into a roll of toilet paper like it was an apple and cooing softly
these bitches fa I’m looking for the do re mi
I want to get off Mr. Bones's Wild Ride
who’s ready for a Normal day tomorrow
The Cincinnati Bengals lose to the Denver Broncos with ease btw
whenever a new Borderlands game comes out I remember Randy Pitchford's USB stick he left at Medieval Times
Anyway. Fuck Borderlands, fuck Gearbox, fuck 2013 Kotaku, fuck reactionaries, I lived bitch but no thanks to you
like simone biles getting the twisties
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Yes, Bad Dragon dildos exist to satisfy a white mindset.
*slams penis in the car door*
this is my reichstag fire moment
i am currently being john malkovich
theyre going to ban everything until the only leisure activity youre allowed is to hang off of their dicks with your mouth like a lamprey
when a girl has a bf it’s like ok
the spectre of the metrosexual haunts us..
