stop being grumpy

mmmm they’re back 🤩

Just landed in Toronto and my heart feels lighter

Wouldn’t it be great if Cheeto decided to fuck the fuck off while I’m here 😍 a girl can dream

Jim Pete and Michael Grady 🤩🤩

My plane was delayed because someone forgot their vodka at Duty Free

and it wasn’t me

Exiting the States for a few days, as I’m not finding much independence to celebrate.

Happened again at Disney this weekend 😂

Does Barron have bone spurs?

asking for a friend

Vikings vs. Steelers in Dublin tickets ✅

Let’s go Lynx!

Keep it up 😘

Thankfully I’ll be on the ground in 10!

This was beyond the ‘share size’, it may have been purchased at Costco! 😂

The guy next to me on this flight just housed an entire Jumbo Sized bag of skittles.

I’m impressed.
But sad he didn’t offer to share.

Love it! Always fun to find another smarty pants 🤩

I have run into an acquaintance at the airport in Montego Bay, Jamaica! 😂

It was just one of those surreal moments - I’m in Florida, why would I know someone in the elevator! 😂

Why am I so awkward?

I’m in a different state, halfway across the country, and I asked a guy in the elevator if I knew him.

I did.
But we both felt the weird.

Hi there fellow Jeopardy enthusiast!! 😍 I love that you’ve been on the show!
I’ve taken the test multiple times, just haven’t been selected (yet!)

Watching Jeopardy Masters, and for once in my life, I knew a Final Jeopardy that Victoria Groce didn’t.

If you need a brainy gal in your life, I’m taking applications 😂

“You can get through anything in life if you have one good friend”

I’m the luckiest to have more than one, to have a whole group of badass women who you best be afraid of in dark alleyways.

little man at Total Wine asked me if I needed help picking out bubbles

Thank you, sir, here’s my Chandon, we’ll be fine.

Have you watched Sirens on #Netflix

Because what the heck?

Or hot dogs falling from the sky!

You’ll be getting a Twins tattoo before you know it 🤣

I’d be so embarrassed to be picked up by a Cybertruck from the airport

It’s been a fun game!

My annual reminder

Let’s go Twins!

Duck duck goose?!
EXCUSE ME.
It’s duck duck grey duck.