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Posts by Calemberg

Was just yesterday when Charlie Eccleshare was away on a paternity leave and now his kid is 5yrs old??

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The world needs a two-legged Atletico Arsenal tie

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Think 18 of his 22 league goals came in August

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Neanderthaaland should get subbed off

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I have now discovered Skyr

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Carol Sturka is one of the most American characters I’ve seen in my life.

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Watching Xavi play is ASMR

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Amazon is suggesting I buy vlogging cameras. Will Rufus tell me what I should vlog about?

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‘Will the roots grow over the phones?’
‘The tastiest things grow on filth. Fertiliser is made from shit and piss.’

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I’m drinking milk in a pale white room. Feel like Virginia Woolf.

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Michael Parenti’s “Against Empire” is delicious.

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Kovacic is still at City?!!

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Compulsive Truther Tommy T seems to be in lurve with pathological liar Pep

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Chelsea playing 4D chess to sabotage PissG’s rep 🍽️

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‘The only difference between counterintelligence and paranoia is an index card.’

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Who would’ve thunk Proust experienced the “I studied the Blade” meme

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'A Relaxing Afternoon.' (1927) It’s worth pointing out that Vilhelm Hammershøi wasn’t alone in producing quiet interior paintings. Sigvard Hansen was part of a group including Peter Ilsted and Carl Holsøe who are sometimes called the Copenhagen Interior School.

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You either live long enough to accept people having accent marks in their names, or you diacritic

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I’m getting unusually ominous images in my head

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‘No perversions are to be found in dictionaries.’

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I have now rediscovered Spotify

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I’m considering disappearing somewhere in Bhutan.

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This is true, if “the good life” means “drinking heavily and networking with other sons of the gentry, followed perhaps by an easy job in the Church,” and “the humanities” mean “Latin and theology.”

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From where do I keep getting these images inside my head? There’s this all-glass sunlit airconditioned room with a folk song running in the background.

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Of course Apple’s calling it ‘super cores’. M6 is going to get super duper cores.

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Brain is busy making dead wife montages of this woman I went out with 5 months back

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Mkbhd is still obsessed with things being pawkettible

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His ‘Notes on the Death of Culture’ is a vicious attack on… me.

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