100 is a tenth of 1000

Now? The League of Gentlemen over 25 years ago.

Why would you assume I'm not a pensioner? Why deny that hundreds of pensioners have been arrested and continue to be arrested despite the unlawful ban? Why would you assume I am comfy? You simply sound like a Labour bot I'm afraid, willing to overlook every right wing atrocity they perform.

Try to read dear. I said "Plasticine Action" who never broke in. And I am also bothered about hundreds of pensioners being arrested for Palestine Action too. Just because you aren't and most people aren't, I really couldn't give a fuck. He's a cunt and that's all there is to it. Roll on May 7th.

We all know that lying is fine and to be expected (what is diplomacy or electioneering or briefing or interview after all?) just not in a few square metres of a hall in a palace in Westminster. Oh no. For some reason only that specific location is not OK.

Silly schoolkids the lot of them.

I hate him for the second state visit, for supporting genocide, for the ludicrous Plasticine Action stance, and for thinking of Epstien's Mandy in the first place. Not for his careers. Will that do?

Same county as Pen-y-ghent of course.

The electorate. e.g.Neil Hamilton has been elected again since his sleazy bribes from Al Fayed.

Those private equity investors mustn't be allowed to go short you know.

A screenshot of a white-on-black terminal depicting a 19x19 go board in ascii graphics, with empty grid intersections as periods, and black and white as Os and #s

It’s absolutely incredible that one of the largest Japanese-run Go servers, which has been running since 1992, is still accessed entirely via Telnet. And while most players use GUI clients that use Telnet under the hood, you can still connect manually and get ASCII graphics streamed to you

And there was much rejoicing.

A CG animated version of Sid James

A CG animated version of Barbara Windsor

A CG animated version of Bernard Bresslaw

A CG animated version of Hattie Jacques

During lockdown I got bored and wondered what it would look like if Disney made a Carry On film. As I've been really enjoying @mikemuncer.bsky.social & Susan Calman's podcast, I thought I'd stick them up here again (cue: swanny whistle).

"Dancing with the fishmonger's hose" new euphemism just dropped.

That is their full name, yes.

You expect us to swallow this stuff?

Or, unlike Holland, let it stink.

Of course. But basically you don't get to higher levels in politics without being fundamentally different to normal people. You might start out noble but to succeed you need to stab backs and tread on the hands on lower rungs. All with a massive ego.
Yes, I am a misanthrope.

Yes, either the lack of curiosity or being a liar is a game ender. He's finished but of course will struggle to stay on, which just works against him even more.
When you get down to it, all politicians at every level are very much the same scumbags.

This took 6 years? FFS

So what? By your 'logic' the poorest 10% of people should be paying 10% of the taxes. Do fuck off home and never come out.

Oooh getting in early I see. Well done!

@infinitescream.bsky.social

Sounds like your singer is also promiscuous, and not in a good way.

If your avocado is too hard, put it in a paper bag with a banana and throw them both away.

Follow me for more avocado tips. I also do asparagus tips.

They were warned ... that Turkey was joining and millions of Turks were coming to live in their street.

This is absolutely correct. Especially the fact that you can pick up a copy from any year in the past 60 and find exactly the same stories of lies, corruption, and incompetence.

Yes it seems rather untrustworthy.

Doctor The Doctor

Nippy little buggers (both African and European)

That was ... foreseeable.