Because it is so hard to say

I'm sure these containers will be guaranteed rat- and raccoon- proof, right?

People dismissed the Bluesky Dying discourse, today's intermittent failures should be a real wakeup call. Bluesky has no paying users or ads, it is powered by engagement. Each Like fuels the backend, and if we don't keep above a likes per hour threshold, the servers start blacking out.

Oh this is my favorite spirit token, I use it all the time 💕

If this were your job, and your boss was promising you that you'd get paid eventually but definitely not this week, and the people in charge of the budget said that your pay is contingent on unlimited funding for the secret police...

Unironically, how many of these conversations before you quit?

But did you love the product?

Is the answer irony?

Ugh I hate to admit it's really solid

Probably a real player wouldn't capitalize Creatures and instead name something stupid and specific like the Pyrogoyf that you're gonna use to set up the damage engine

And if you wanted to double down on nonsense you could talk about maintaining tempo

Stolen valor

Skill issue

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Can I make my parenthetical bio "has strong Minnesota family ties" for all future interviews?

Is there no "recently closed" option? You're talking me out of switching

SMALL MEN OF BITTER DISPOSITION HAVE FROM TIME TO TIME DARED TREAD THE HALLOWED GROUND OF THE GREAT LOON BUT IN THEIR FOLLY NONE MAY MATCH THE GREAT FURY OF THE DARK AND RED EYED SPIRIT THAT SPREADS ITS WINGS IN JEALOUS CARE OVER THOSE WHO DWELL HERE. BLESS THE LOON. FEAR THE LOON.

Wait hold on this is big news

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I look forward to liking each iteration of this steadily improving joke

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As one of your constituents, I am telling you to publicly state, in no uncertain terms, that we must abolish ICE, and then follow through by abolishing ICE. Thanks!

Tomorrow morning is a great time to call your reps and tell them to abolish ICE. I wrote a script you can use. And no, this is not a joke, it really is that simple.

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Lol. In an interview after he announced he was expecting a child, he literally said that ICE should kidnap children if they can't find their parents.

Why would anyone want to be happy for them? I only hope that their child finds someone safer to raise them.

Cuuuuuuute

Omg 🥺🥰 thank you so much, she's beautifully scruffy

Sounds like they're fixing it!

In your Capital Citt?

Page 1 of Common Ground

Page 2 of Common Ground

Page 3 of Common Ground

The 3 lore blurbs from the short

Just so they're all in one spot on here, here's Common Ground. The latest Blade Maidens short by myself and @valentinemsmith.bsky.social and something very important to us. Hope y'all enjoy it, and hope it gives some tiny amount of joy in these Rough Times. Also included the in-world lore bits!

Hahahahaha

As a non-watcher, it's surprising to me that this isn't a constant part of wrestling? Maybe I caught the wrong vibe

Since Polygon is leaving it out of the headline: Epic Games partnered with The Game Awards to put money into the pocket of a bigot who uses her wealth to further the genocide of trans people through lawsuits and legislation. Every 'free' game gives money directly to JKR, and they are complicit.

Angry like

A fluffy grey cat in side profile - she's sitting in a window sill with all her feet tucked close together and she has turned her head to the side so her neck ruff is facing the camera

A fluffy grey dilute calico cat is perched on a wooden railing. She's looking behind and slightly to the side of the camera with giant owl-like eyes and ears perked up

A fluffy grey dilute calico cat sits on a cardboard box with a concrete wall behind her. She has tilted her head way back to look at the ceiling, so her wide eyes and slightly open mouth give her an expression of complete shock.

Here's a few to choose from for my baby, she's got so many great poses