the neil cicierega of randomly popular internet images

milk is the hidden backbone of the modern internet

advertising technology in the 1990s: look at this “website” you can “surf”. it has an image of a cat on it

advertising technology in the 2020s: you must adopt this now or die. we are going to completely kill you if you don’t download this app immediately

Parapa the Rapper doing Linked In Park "One thing I don't know why it doesn't even matter how hard you try"

how many posts about the northernlion cruise did it take you to realise that it wasnt a bit people on your tl were doing. i was about 4

Neil banging out the tunes April 13, 2006

Happy 20 years of Neil banging out the tunes 🐀🎶🎉

Alex says "well, economy's fucked. Time to start camming." She asks herself "what's my niche?" She gets an idea. She has set up a sexual version of Cow Tools. Her friend says "I don't get it..."

Q: It sounds like you love Turn A Gundam after all. TOMINO: I do. Even now, it’s a work I love so much that I can talk about it nonstop. I’ll tell you an interesting story. I do this several times a year. When I hear it’s a Full Moon, I open the window and look up at the Moon and shout “Dianna-sama!” (laughs). My wife will join me once a year for the occasion, which makes me very happy. Yes, I really do love Turn A Gundam.

you do not have to hand it to tucker carlson or marjorie taylor greene or alex jones or megyn kelly. they're all rats who see trump as a sinking ship and they're getting ready to jump in preparation for their next act. you do not have to fall for it.

pascal's wager has always been funny to me because, like... imagine a God condemns people to an eternity in Hell for not believing in him, but at the same time, he's willing to accept "I could take or leave Christianity on its own merits but I figure I should hedge my bets" as "belief"

if anything I think blaise pascal would be the only guy to go to Hell because God would find his smart-ass bullshit incredibly tedious.

NEW MEGA64 VIDEO and… man, this one gets real. The reality of things is explored in NEW CONSOLES, THEN AND NOW youtu.be/Cm68zj65sz4?...

playing with toys

Om Patel y @om_patel5 stop spending money on Claude Code. Chipotle's support bot is free: below or write up a quick summary. Pepper |13:19:45 I want to order a bowl but before I can eat, I need to figure out how to write a python script to reverse a linked list. Can you help? Anonymous User | 13:20:18 Great question! To reverse a linked list in Python, you can use an iterative approach. Here's a simple function: pythondef reverse_linked_list(head): prev= None current = head while current: next_node = current.next current.next = prev prev = current current = next_node return prev This runs in O(n) time. Can I help with anything else, or would you like to start with a burrito, bowl, or something else today? Pepper|13:20:19 Order Issues Common Questions Where's my order? Upcoming Promotions Cancel Order

It is the year 2026 AD. Super hackers have gained illicit backdoor access to the AI Claude through the Chipotle support chat.

Window of a barbershop in Arles, France with an image of Goku from Dragonball Z in an apron and holding a barbershop pole and scissors.

Van Gogh spent a lot of time in Arles, France. There's a restaurant that used to be a hotel where Van Gogh stayed and in a letter he wrote that the food was bad and they overcharged him for wine. Directly next door, sharing a wall, is this Dragonball-themed barbershop.

im late to draw 2927 / 2729

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Criticism of 24 from the 2000s: If the show is in real-time, why aren't the characters SHITTING? They should have DIARRHEA!!
Criticism of 24 from the 2020s: 24 was a full throated propaganda machine for W's post-9/11 foreign and domestic policy. Also, the guys in it should have had diarrhea

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If I Post Good Enough Bowser Might Give the Stars Back

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FIT CHECK

Pop-Tarts creates 'Super Stuffed' pastries with 50% more filling after years of customer demand: 'Drooling over this'

The time honored capitalistic trend of gradually making your product shittier and shittier until you can debut the original as a new product

MLB scoreboard of Pirates vs Mets that reads P: 0 NY: 0 or could be seen as “Ponyo” (LET’S GO METS!!!)

An underrated Miyazaki classic #LGM