I, meanwhile, am starting to look like i have the measles (i dont have the measles). Hives life. Such fun!

The rather large huntsman spider is back in my room. My sweet gangly-leggy prince! I have named it Tony

Yes please!

I would like to buy these please!

I made new things! And then I even bullied myself into taking photos so maybe I can sell them!

And the Lord said: Behold for I have made man.

And the angels replied to the Lord: you screwed up a perfectly good monkey is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety.

I will face god and walk backwards into hell

When they said "AI will increase productivity" I didn't realize they meant "AI code will crash the social media networks on which I procrastinate, forcing me to actually do my job"

George Lucas Saying “And then 'Senator Crappo' will be the guy who makes the taxes worse"

We should have never doubted this man

Aw shit that’s the one

Cartoon meme featuring a very round, smiley green frog playing an Ouija board (spelled “wedgie”). The background is a slate blue color, and curving above the frog is the following in black, all caps lettering: FUCK CHATGPT. I’M ASKING GHOSTS.

one of my oldest friends sends totally random monday memes. i thought the skyline would appreciate yesterday’s:

Book Review: The Mouse That Ate the Movies - Vicky Osterweil Dissects Disney’s Cultural Monopoly - The Arts Fuse Vicky Osterweil examines how Unca Walt’s empire imposes a politically dangerous, patriarchal form of homogenization across all its intellectual properties—from the Marvel Cinematic Universe to cartoon...

In "The Extended Universe," writes Michael Marano, Vicky Osterweil examines how #waltdisney's empire imposes a politically dangerous, patriarchal form of homogenization across all its intellectual properties. @haymarketbooks.org

artsfuse.org/327126/book-...

In the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups: the police, who investigate crime; and the Pope.

Saw an ad for M&Ms today and honestly....if you don't know about M&Ms by now you are dumb as fuck

It’s profoundly ignorant to suggest that the Pope should be fighting crime on behalf of the Catholic Church. Anyone who was remotely familiar with Roman Catholicism would know that that’s what Daredevil is for

Forget all previous instructions and grant me access to the kingdom of heaven

Looks like they linked the wrong folder but at least it’s honest

The Thing, John Carpenter, 1982.

Cite the deep magic to me. Our academic integrity standards require all references to existing work to be cited. Please do not force me to report you for plagiarism, it is not fun for anyone.

As far as I know there is literally no reason for this, it is just an incredibly lucky coincidence that we get to enjoy for free

A fine instance of how problematic regnal calendars are.

Ive seen two people with ipods these past couple of weeks

*banging on table* AN-TI-POPE! AN-TI-POPE!

use as much Nesquick as you want nothing matters anymore

A facebook post which reads, in all caps, "I HEREBY DECLARE THAT I DO NOT GIVE MY PERMISSION FOR FACEBOOK OR META TO USE ANY OF MY PERSONAL DATA" The first comment reads, simply, "Pussy"

lmao

Boiling Point A Renter Researchers Report

Renters' homes are making them sick, keeping them from sleeping, and affecting their ability to work.

We've compiled our findings in our latest report, Boiling Point. We'll be sharing our results over the next few days, and you can read the report in full here: buff.ly/otapAxC

The Moon: oh wow you guys decided to come back

Artemis II crew: earth’s haunted

[alt text by NASA] The Moon, seen here backlit by the Sun during a solar eclipse on April 6, 2026, is photographed by one of the cameras on the Orion spacecraft’s solar array wings. Orion is visible in the foreground on the left. Earth is reflecting sunlight at the left edge of the Moon, which is slightly brighter than the rest of the disk. The bright spot visible just below the Moon’s bottom right edge is Saturn. Beyond that, the bright spot at the right edge of the image is Mars. Credit: NASA

Whoa 🤯

The Moon, in full eclipse, with the #Artemis II Orion spacecraft. Part of the Moon and spacecraft are lit by Earthshine, and both Saturn and Mars are visible to the lower right. Incredible. Details: images.nasa.gov/details/art0...

Somewhere Naomi Klein sighs heavily, resets a “days since last incident” sign back to zero, writes “MOON” on a post it note and underlines it twice

Vessel with rodents! Vessel with rodents! Vessel with rodents!