tfw you can't actually tell if this is alex jones having a last parting tantrum or tim heidecker's first article

by mic-drop they mean It happening and the mic falling from his hands, I’m all for it

Holy smokes man

Citbike is imo one of the greatest things to happen to me whilst living in nyc and one of the things I miss most about moving away. Mr. Mayor’s got me beat on total rides (2387) but I win on distance (4130) and hours (556)

[kelis voice]

Don't schedule posts!

Autumn and judaism, or as I call them, autism

You thought "Michael' was getting terrible reviews, but the Lionsgate marketing team found some great ones on social media.

Goddam it - enough already with these very old and or terminally ill politicians with RBG-itis, who think they’re immortal. Democrats have had four Congress members die predictably enough like this in the past sixteen months, a giant gift to Mike Johnson.

The President calls every black person he doesn’t like “low IQ” and the media believes it absolutely critical we draw no conclusions from that

The Language of Trauma on trauma and memory

On trauma and memory and words not being enough.

Bill or Marty, the KBBL djs from the Simpsons, says “how does he keep up with the news like that?” while looking at the DJ 3000 robot

Three-ish panel comic: a pirate uses a telescope to look out onto the water and seems shocked. He yells out, “Captain! You’re not going to believe this!” Out on the water is what appears ostensibly to be a Pizza Hut, but underneath the surface we see the hut is actually attached to the head of a gigantic kraken squid monster.

Four years ago today, I posted my first beetle moses comic

Robert Williams III in the locker room rips a cardboard quarter zip vest off a standee of Tom Dundon

sick of everyone saying the reason this website keeps breaking is because of "vibe-coding." thats simply not true. the website keeps breaking because its my job to keep that from happening, and im bad at it

Ending billionaireism isn't just socially and economically necessary to maintain human civilization, it's a humanitarian measure for the billionaires themselves. They're clearly very sick and we can help them

I think the gerrymandering race to the bottom is genuinely bad and undemocratic and unfortunately what the dems are doing is the least bad of the bad options available.

The Mandalorian and Grogu to the polls

And loafers should be called lazers (I mean people who loaf not the shoes, just forget about the other meaning of loafer)

I am starting to wonder if MS NOW (good individual hosts notwithstanding) is maybe only barely less harmful than Fox News, at least when consumed in sufficiently mind-warping quantities

Man, what a win for the Blazers. Tom Dundon's going to be waiting at the airport to greet them. Primarily to make sure they all choose the "Wait and Save" option on their Ubers, but still: it'll be nice!

I know it is probably Actually Bad that the blazers have such a stingy owner but in the short term i am enjoying the tremendous content that everyone is making with regards to his miserliness

These are all Taylor Swift quotes.

I like how if Yes wins, the response is “Yes!!!” but if No wins, the response is “No!!!” At least some things make sense in this topsy turvy world

This is blowing my fucking mind

[anthony kiedis voice] dream of California raisin

Lol!

Wait a sec are you super tall?

“vote blue, no matter who. wait, not you”

Not knowing what the worst people in the world were thinking every fucking day