Whenever AI slop crosses my feed it's like seeing a raincoat flasher in the park.

I'm disgusted with every choice that led to it being placed in front of me, I want to laugh at how pathetic it is, and finally I'm disappointed in myself for involuntarily giving it my attention.

I have it in my head that Drag Race All-Stars S11 is going to have one queen from each of the eighteen seasons, and the three brackets will be grouped chronologically. I think that might be the most fair and the most fun for fans.

I don't think a game should be legally allowed to take the name of a genre.

Some lunatic just called my phone (strike 1) and left a "voice mail" (strike 2) in which he failed to fully state his business, suggesting I must call him back to get the whole story. Are you out of your damn mind. Furthermore it is the sabbath

The way profit maxxing corpo culture has invaded every form of art through algorithms pushing people into daily posting is really weighing on me lately. Efficiency and regularity of making "content" being prized above all else feels so grim, man.

Early 3D Pokemon renders by Keiji Kinebuchi from the late 1990s that got my brain wired up

My guess is that it after it metastasized into common human use, the LLMs got trained on that instead of following style guides and editorial restraint?

I’m going to say something nice about AI:

It mercy-killed the em dash.

For years, the em dash had become the preferred punctuation mark of writers who refuse to learn how to use commas, ellipses, colons, and semi-colons.

Now, every em dash pings the slopdar.

I want so badly to hang out with the versions of Tony Kushner who is on Hacks

One thing about Kash Patel eventually being fired is there’s no way to imagine what his face will look like upon hearing the news.

US Customs and Border Patrol tariff refunds start processing on Monday, so that will be a nice little boost to the economy and a nice little metaphorical slap across a certain someone’s face.

I know Péter Magyar has more important work to prioritize, but getting Hungary back into Eurovision should be somewhere on his to do list.

Googled "Angine de Poitrine" and momentarily thought I was having an aneurysm.

Vibrant street art in Limerick, Ireland. A standard street bollard is painted as a bright blue octopus head, with its tentacles sprawled playfully across the pavement for a local scavenger hunt.

🐙 Painted Octopus — By Lumen Street Theatre in Limerick 🇮🇪 This Is Clever (14 Photos): streetartutopia.com/2026/04/17/c...

It’s hard to listen to Australian true crime podcasts sometimes because you’ll be hearing about something grim and then you find out they call truckers “truckies” and then it’s all you can think about

The Pitt season two finale post-credits scene nourished my soul.

The more Bluesky tells me that the timeline is "forbidden" the more I'm going to refresh the page.

Reckon George Lucas is sitting pretty at Skywalker Ranch thinking about all the people who said that a blockade of a major trade route was a stupid thing to base a movie around?

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Screenshot of Lord of the Rings. The main character says "All right, then. Keep your secrets."

I just learned what mogging meant, and a little more light departed my eyes, never to return

Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas blasts progressivism as threat to America He said that the values enshrined in the 1776 Declaration of Independence have “fallen out of favor” among Americans.

Genuinely funny that Sonia Sotomayor issued a public apology today for her mild criticism of a conservative colleague on a specific, substantive issue, and then a few hours later Clarence Thomas picked up a mic and was like ALL LIBERALS ARE AMERICA-HATING COWARDS

Sometimes, I feel the impulse to lose Instagram followers by posting about how Coachella is owned by a right-wing billionaire.

I may be a scold, but I’m not a killjoy, so I hold my tongue.

I'm like if someone kept leveling up a game character without realizing they're supposed to be assigning skill points

What I really want is something like a swipe keyboard, but with some 3D elements (like capitalizing by raising the pinch gesture away from the keyboard plane)

Quite a flex to turn up at the presidential palace, get him to confirm you as prime minister, call him unfit to serve with no moral authority, tell him to resign, and then pose for a picture

I wonder why having rabbit for Easter Dinner never really took off.

I do find it interesting that even though doordash grandma was a plant, she still wouldn't give Trump a straight answer when he asked if she voted for him.

There should be an influencer who’s *exactly* six feet tall — verified in a clinical setting — who goes around in the flattest flip-flops imaginable, just menacing liars.

There’d be an audience for that.

Illustration of three Moogles from Final Fantasy mogging around.

Finally learned what mogging meant, and I involuntarily snorted. People actually care about that? For real? How embarrassing.

If you're wondering what I thought it meant, I was too busy thinking about Moogles.

I just watched in real time on Discord as someone edited their correctly spelled post to a different (also plausible) spelling, then edited it back. Painfully relatable.