That tape at the top of the stick always looks cool too

Interesting that the monster appears self aware but lacks introspection

Love her channel

Two men celebrating in a yard with the text "First Rate Fertilization" overlaid in front of them

This YouTube ad makes quite the first impression

Buy both options so you don't miss out on either!

Damn, I can't even stand the word trumpet anymore

Gardening hack, you can grow onions in your mouth, though eating and drinking will be pretty difficult

My shirt has many creases
I get my ironing board

Hot metal
Much steaming
Don’t give a damn if the colour starts bleeding

Bravo 👏!

The Great Muta spraying his trademark mist into Ric Flairs face at what looks like a WCW event

Jurassic Park(1993)

Who let a group of middle school boys name this gas station?

Congrats on being the first person to ever type that sentence

Most Horses Don’t Actually Like Running, Says Gallop Poll

this did not go over easy

A little spin on this, what are five concerts you want to catch (of active artists) but haven't yet?

Die Spitz
Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Bone Thugs-N-Harmony
Slugdge
Hanabie.

I can't be the only one who wonders what crazy shit goes down on Sesame Street when they're not filming

a white man holding a garfield phone saying “go to hell”

i have something to say

My long held "hot" take is that both Campbell's cream of mushroom and tomato soups are not functionally soups but rather exist purely as ingredients

A promo image of kermit the frog rubber mask with the person wearing its eyes ominously visible in the mouth

nobody cared who I was till I put on the mask

This danceeconomy has me going bankrump

Beautiful calico!

Guy who invented the hat: My head should wear clothes too.

Ball bearings are like wheel 2.0 (derogatory)

Imagine a cobra out in the wild, starving and pissed, then he hears a flute and goes, "Damn, that’s my jam!"

Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.

A photo of The Presidents of the United States of America's self-titled 1995 album

Damn, I wish I knew the recipe for this

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I tend to think of the local goth club