Just accidentally drank regular old unsweetened tea... is this why the British are so volatile and miserable?? This shit is so ass

Can't wait to add a hot vampire villainess to my #dnd campaign...

Pretty women come get in my DMs and flirt with me (serious)

I Disagree With Existential Nihilism YouTube video by StrawberryCalypso

#promosky New video is live!! GO CHECK IT OUT!!!
youtu.be/wI4QKjhJ4Ik?...

100% will be trying to make a YouTube video today

so like.. i should post girldick for pride month right?

Visitor Center build! Took several days of designing, gathering, and building, but it is done!!! Congrats to everyone who helped me work on it
#minecraft #JurassicPark

classes will be delayed for 30 minutes today as a result of the glassing of reach

students are asked not to cry during classes to prevent disruption

the guidance counselor is not available today

#halo

Hi gay people in my feed

Do you guys hate me

horny friend who mishears phrases: "wow.... get a load from this guy...."

Oh neat

"Again" what
Who is this guy

@neildegrassetyson.com

Yesterday a pot of water on my stove was boiling at 208 degrees. Was this more likely to have been thermometer error or was the open pot potentially creating the pressure needed to lower the boiling point by 4 degrees?

Yes tj

Reading by me of #Ozymandias by Percy Shelley. I really like it so go listen to it!!! [*several consecutive bonk noises*]
#promosky #poet #poetry

any tips for dating apps guys?

Me pointing to a starry night sky next to my telescope.

maybe humans should just look at the sky more often

soundgasm.net/u/Strawberry...
#promosky #poetry

cait giving vi a taste of her

this is like when they used to exile people

these bitches actually starting to upset me 😭😭
DRACO MALFOY IS NOT A HEAR ME OUT. STOP THIS.

like... its not "emotionally unavailable" right? that doesnt feel like the right word for it

I saw this on Pinterest so credit to the creator but dang….I love garlic bread…

selfie 🤍🤍

So cute!!

face reveals are overrated i think.. I support being an enigmatic figure tied only to a profile picture that isn't you!!

imagine there's a sitcom laugh track here and a bright neon sign saying "LAUGH"

women loving women? more like.. lesbians supporting lesbians!

yes u can!! dont let the woke mob control you!!!