THIS IS THE EMPLOYMENT JELLY Drawing of a slime with a briefcase and pencil REBLOG WHENEVER THE HELL YOU LIKE AND YOU'LL GET A JOB THAT YOU LOVE AND DESERVE.

🕯️Manifesting 🕯️

I love a fun onomatopoeia. "Floppity" is perfect lol

The second one! Feels more inviting

HELL YEAH

YES 😭

Fellow aries icon 👑

The renegade rows incident

Damn ❤️‍🔥

‘every single day there is something to do and i am sick of it’ with lisa frank dolphins

Can I get a refill?💦

Right. The back. That's what I'm focusing on.

HANDSOME

A pink trucker hat that says "be nice to me"

a cartoon cat is running down a sidewalk in front of a car ALT: a cartoon cat is running down a sidewalk in front of a car

I feel that. I need this kind of drying power sometimes

YESS

Ugh the pink and brown combo remains undefeated

I'm having an extremely normal reaction to this 🫠

And he's PACKING

i think it's very funny how queers and furries forcibly make bluesky a cool place to be, much to the dismay of bluesky's dweeby and tasteless leadership

Double the sass

I'm hopeful for our first ever fire and fairy type. Big sweet compassionate fluff

I'm an Animal that needs Crossed

You're so stinking cute, it's not fair 😤

Incredible ❤️‍🔥

Picture of Avi's hard dick

Happy #fcf everybody! #fatcockfriday

Ep 3 "Desk plants"

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If I was dating Sammy, I’d want him to ____ me 🫠

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Handling: General considerations The cat is faster and has sharper teeth and nails than you do. It has no 'code of ethics' or considerations for its own future. In a fair fight it will win. 1. DON'T FIGHT A CAT 2. USE YOUR BRAIN 3. USE DRUGS

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