Is the White Haven Motel sign still on Metcalf? That sums it up.

Crown Royal Stadium. One can only hope.

Bring your gently used clothing donations to us today and get a free bier courtesy of Green Earth Cleaning! Plus, we’re donating $1 from every bier sold today to Big Brothers Big Sisters KC!

What, no Royals? 🤣

Nothing smells quite like it. Not a dumpster. Not a cadaver. Not the seventh level of hell.

April 21, KCMO will conduct an emergency preparedness drill at the Liberty Memorial to prep for the FIFA Fan Festival.

Expect:

• Loud noises
• Helicopter activity
• Police, fire, and EMS vehicles and personnel
• Volunteers with professional makeup portraying individuals in crisis situations

FYI

No Kölsch beer for Nazis

Doing some Spring Cleaning this weekend? Bring your gently-used clothing to KC Bier Co on Tuesday, April 21st and you'll get a free bier courtesy of Green Earth Cleaning! 🌍

Plus, we're donating $1 from every full pour sold to Big Brothers Big Sisters Kansas City!

What a maroon.

Fountain Day, just don’t jump in the fountains at the K.

He needs a couple of pipe-hittin Jesuits to go to work on Hillbilly Vanilli with a pliers and a blowtorch and a copy of Pastor Aeternus

Again: for any big liberal donor who wants to funnel millions into fixing this country's politics, the ROI on buying any struggling paper and simply tasking it with doing real reporting on local news is vastly higher than the same $$ given to some group that does mass ad buys every election year.

Alma Mader in KCMO ran a "construction sale" a few weeks back. City crews have destroyed the road they're on with no end in sight.

😍 Whoa! That's awesome!

😳 Duuuuuude.

An black pick-up truck, so large that it must be compensating for something, parked perpendicular to the road, blocking off the entire sidewalk for any pedestrian.

The answer is ... block the entire sidewalk. JFC.

What was the best beer you had on your weekend trip?

The Baptism of Christ, by Sebastiano Ricci, 1713–14 (flipped), 📸 by @sydschneid

Yankees.

I think I got Netflix sub in college. My queue still has a string of horror movies that I set up back then and never watched. 🤷🏼‍♂️

The Royals must sadly now flip the number under the sign that says, "Days since we lost to the White Sox at home" from 946 to 0.

Unimpressed.

BREAKING: Following the American threat of an “Avignon Papacy,” Robert Kennedy has begun a Diet of Worms

The woman behind the vendor looks so much like my mom. I don't think she'd wear those shoes, but the rest of everything is 100% her.

An obscenely large black pick up truck, with a bullet for an antenna, blocking a crosswalk and a fire hydrant.

This gender-affirming truck is blocking the crosswalk *and* a fire hydrant today. What will they think of next?

Learn to Ride (April) - Ivanhoe+BikeWalkKC Bike safety workshops for the whole family from Ivanhoe Neighborhood Council + BikeWalkKC

Never learned to ride a bike? Or know someone? Our Learn to Ride class is a safe, supportive space to learn with a small of folks who are also learning!

bikewalkkc.org/events/learn...

When do we get to vote on dissolving the Port board?

Every infielder touched the ball 😅

This is the first 5-6-4-3 double play since 1995!

(h/t @EliasSports, @SlangsOnSports)

Oh man, that's too close to the office to not go by and jeer him for a bit. Or silently jeer him between eye rolls.

Up To Date is taking the show on the road Ever wanted to be a fly on the wall while Steve Kraske interviews the movers and shakers from around the KC metro? Here's your chance.

KCUR’s morning talk show Up To Date is headed out of its temporary recording space and into the city for live shows, starting today!

Our first stop will be Rochester Brewing & Roasting Company in the Kansas City Crossroads. Where should we go next? Text us at 816-601-4777.