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Posts by Alexis Howell-Jones

@hannahclealjones.bsky.social great to meet you!

11 months ago 1 0 1 0
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I’m interested in why there aren’t intermissions for longer films - several bladders will thank the cinema owner who can also make more money from the concession stand…

1 year ago 2 0 1 0

There are 261 working days in 2025. If you write just 1 page a day, that’s just 250-300 wds a day, you can write 2 1/2 scripts or one novel by New Years Eve.

If you write just 2 pages a working day (600wds/day) you can write 5 scripts, 2 novels or one 150,000 word magnum opus.

Just. Keep. Writing.

1 year ago 503 90 28 5

High five! Here’s to your continuing to kick ass in 2025 :-)

1 year ago 1 0 0 0
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Must be an antagonist thing

1 year ago 1 0 0 0

You have my guitar
And my guitar
And…
Shit we have a lot of guitars

1 year ago 0 0 0 0

Please say you do have a way that you do - otherwise all this is pointless

1 year ago 1 0 0 0

Best series of films:

Fuckman: The Movie (1966)
Fuckman (1989)
Fuckman Returns (1992)
Fuckman Forever (1995)
Fuckman & Robin (1997)
Fuckman Begins (2005)
The Dark Fuck (2008)
The Dark Fuck Rises (2012)
The Lego Fuckman Movie (2017)
The Fuckman (2022)

1 year ago 1 0 0 0

Fuckman: The Movie (1966)
Fuckman (1989)
Fuckman Returns (1992)
Fuckman Forever (1995)
Fuckman & Robin (1997)
Fuckman Begins (2005)
The Dark Fuck (2008)
The Dark Fuck Rises (2012)
The Lego Fuckman Movie (2017)
The Fuckman (2022)

1 year ago 0 0 0 0
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I Know What You Fucked Last Summer
Fuck Me To Hell
Evil Dead Fuck
And
SpongeBob FuckPants: The Movie

1 year ago 0 0 0 0

Upset was unavailable to see Sin Eater… sure you’ll advise if showing in London soon

1 year ago 1 0 1 0

Cushing’s old house is near me and for sale. Will be highly jealous of (and have much less purchasing power than) the lucky punter who gets it

1 year ago 1 0 0 0

@philpeel.bsky.social well hello there

1 year ago 2 0 1 0

Yes I’m religious. I believe in the Holy Trinity

1 year ago 6 1 1 0

@scriptcoach.bsky.social hello lovely man! Hope all is well with you

1 year ago 0 0 0 0

What is your writing soundtrack of the moment?

1 year ago 0 0 0 0
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This week I will mainly be writing to the sound of Jon Hopkins

1 year ago 1 0 1 0
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1 year ago 0 0 0 0

Show me your pet and what they were named after.

1 year ago 2 0 0 1

Optimist: the glass is half full

Pessimist: the glass is half empty

Exec: we already have a project that contains a glass in it so I am afraid it is a pass

1 year ago 172 37 3 0

Not my obstacles, not my character arc :/)

1 year ago 0 0 0 0

Writers love obstacles, right?

1 year ago 0 0 1 0

The energy I am bringing to 2025

1 year ago 1 0 1 0

It’s like “new car smell” but in this case labelled “prevailing kindness” :-)

1 year ago 0 0 0 0

@pjkave22.bsky.social how goes it?

1 year ago 0 0 1 0

Bravo

1 year ago 0 0 0 0
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One day at a time. No stabby stabby please

1 year ago 0 0 1 0

So how is everybody today?

1 year ago 0 0 1 0
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The part of your brain that creates is different from the part of your brain that interprets and edits, so when you edit while you write, you knock yourself out of your groove.

Write fearlessly then edit judiciously later, preferably with a break in between to gain perspective on the work.

1 year ago 366 62 32 9