I'm stoned, stoned to death. 🪦

Ugh 3 more weeks of work and then I get 2 weeks off 🙂‍↕️

Happy 420 Passover Easter to those who celebrate

But also probably a combination of things as most things are

Actually I think it's that I've been at this job for almost exactly 9 years, meaning I'm at a nodal reversal for when I started this job, so I think it's the eclipses

The sisyphean task of cleaning dog poo and pee when dogsitting 7 dogs.

oops I accidentally got two sweet treats from the store 👀

is it the eclipse or Pluto square the eclipse or Neptune going into Aries or retrogrades or ... that is making me want to change my career path.

I hate when cooking videos start with "did you know if you just.." and then it's like a super complicated for no reason recipe.

money is a scam

I'm like what if I went to school for hair or to be a nail tech, but idk if that would actually help ? Or make me happier or whatever. Idk life is hard. What if I made a Change??

I forgot how much power a little bit of lipstick can have

Someone please add me as a friend on PokemonGo please lol

But this week my boss is having a medical thing, and one of the dogs is having serious issues, like she might not make it through the week kind of issues, so I extra have to be present this week.

Like I'm grateful I was able to take time off because I can't always do that when I'm sick

Last week was rough-- I was basically in bed for five days because of sickness and depression. This week is rough because I have to be okay even tho I'm not okay.

Life is not fair, my friends. My tummy has been hurty for days 😔

I woke up today siiiick

Thank you thank you 🥹

I had leftover tacos and stoned me thought to make little quesadillas out of them :))

thinking about the stoner I knew in college who preferred to make nachos without heating them up. So yeah just chips and cold shredded cheese ... V strange.

What if I quit my job and moved to the country and homesteaded with my partner 🌾

My boss randomly decided to foster a puppy and I'm already stressed this week because my car is in the shop, and now I have to deal with taking care of an extra puppy basically.

A joke about the astrology podcast

Hello

It was really good btw and I think I made a new friend :D

Or a suit ! Idk lol

Totally... Thinking about jumpsuits or like a flowy pant/fancy top situation lol

where am I supposed to get some nonbinary wedding outfit inspo from 😭

Eek ! I'm going to a queer tarot happy hour thing and I'm excite to hopefully meet some new people :)

Apparently my (very cool) grandma and chappell roan share a birthday 🥹