(Coffee) Bean is a whole year old now! He is a Grown Man!! He can now be legally responsible for losing me my security deposit!!!

gay

Yeah sorry, meant to text and meet up! Next year!

Man, how’d you end up with FNAF merch? I was lookin!

Me when I Charlie

Here are some cat pictures for your feed. Bean (m, 7mo) and Caramel (f, 4y)!

The hoard grows

Romantic partners are unnecessary to get gifts on Valentine’s Day, simply have students

Not me making a typo. Like a dumbass.

Yes, yes your are

We are learning about the European Renaissance. My students have invented a game of tag where “Bloody Mary” spins around arms outstretched trying to tap each other. A girl pointed out that they should be accurate. So now they’re running away from “Mary I.” 😂

Student A: English or Spanish? [First person to move is gay!] Haha!
Student B: That doesn’t work in this classroom!
Me, on cue, imitating an inflatable tube man: WIGGLE WIGGLE WIGGLE GO BACK TO WORK

Whatever you want to play bc you’re great and awesome

“Mx., do you want a fake banana I found on the bus?”
“Yeah obviously”

Really liked this line from #eclipseandpuppetshow #eaps

Me, pointing at a student’s paper: You’d feel calm if you lost your keys?
Student: Yes. Because yes.
Me: Okay, but what if by lost, it means you locked your keys in your house?
Student: *immediately reaching for the eraser*

Being an adult is so weird. Sometimes it’s layers on layers of complicated stressful bureaucracy to get something done, and other times you walk into City Hall, hand them papers, go “I’m doing this” and they go “ok I copied it you can leave now”.

Bean has been given a Bird.

A picture of Shred Eagle from Paranatural.

A picture of Shred from the latest update of Paranatural. She has transitioned now.

Remember Shred Eagle? This is her now. Feel old yet? #pnat #paranatural

Idk you

May as well start this off with a cat pic. Coffee Bean today (4 months) versus 2 months! He is still baby, but less.