I just found out the hall monitor aspect of this site can force a dumb label on your account and I’m sad I don’t have a shame label from the hall monitors here.

Gay culture is when a friend comes over and says “oh I didn’t realize you were married to $name. We chat on Sniffies.”

Thanks Apple Intelligence

If you told me six months ago that I would be throwing a BANGER party with one of my childhood inspirations, I wouldn’t believe you.

brb picking up a Japanese c-list celebrity at the airport with a DJ who was a founding member of the Internet™

Don’t care you can go again in 10 minutes

I need more of you “strict bottoms” to put in the work and take some fucking cialis for the sake of community service.

The only man in line at steamworks not on Sniffies’s rn

Two deck mixing is not enough I have adhd and need 1-2 backups in case i am fully blending two other songs together and oops there’s 30 seconds left on both.

Playing 残酷な天使のテーゼ in a sex dungeon is still the funniest things I’ve ever done as a DJ.

That’s the name of someone’s memoir.

Thinking about how the guy at guitar center the other day referred to me as “him” and then corrected himself as “they” when talking to another associate about the trade in value of my DJ controller.

My best friend in Japan, my vacation boyfriend, @oorui.bsky.social tragically passed away. I didn’t get a chance to say goodbye.

I am sharing this photo that I’ve posted here before. This is the funniest NSFW photo I’ve taken. I can still hear him say “deka! Kowai!!” As we took the photo.

Yeah. Sarorun is dead. Check general.

Oh no I’m the oldest and gayest in line for the river north club open decks

I paid $50 for this Japanese 70-80s music dinner thing so I’m going to go but man oh man is listening to Japanese music with Japanese people going to be so difficult to do without crying in public alone.

My best friend in Japan, my vacation boyfriend, @oorui.bsky.social tragically passed away. I didn’t get a chance to say goodbye.

I am sharing this photo that I’ve posted here before. This is the funniest NSFW photo I’ve taken. I can still hear him say “deka! Kowai!!” As we took the photo.

Yes. And there’s also plenty of other fun opportunities

It’s on Monday!!!

The next cumunion is after mercury retrograde ends

Just saying.

The single stall restrooms here are labeled “everyone” and “all of us.” And the all of us one made me think it had a urinal too because of like, all encompassing bathroom. I was wrong.

Sitting alone at the gay beach. Contemplating if I should introduce someone who subscribed to my DJ YouTube.

Hollywood beach will be a 70% nude in 2 years time.

I said the same thing about thongs here 2 years ago and the trend is getting more naked.

During IML Saturday was dead because people usually go to the bigger venue parties. IML Saturday the entry was $20.

I don’t get it.

No. A songs name and who made it etc.

A man gave me a track ID that he gatekeeps because he’s sexually attracted to me.

Dear diary I kissed 6 or 7 boys today send tweet.

A daddy at the beach said “are you the guy who did the crazy projector visuals at funkstick???”

Thong Thursday

1. What?
2. This person is selling a ddj-1000 which is basically the same thing as a ddj-flx10?