bread time let's have a bread

This is Onyx. He is 9 weeks old and he is a very good boy. #dogsofbluesky

If you told me the photo of the Unabombers cabin in air force storage was from the Federal Bureau of Control I wouldn't bat an eye, nothing has ever looked more like a paranormal entity in real life

You should consider shutting the fuck up for once in your miserable life, David.

Lord, I see what you have done for others (Manitoba) and I wish the same for me (Ontario).

Editor: You get those photos of Elliott Gould and Grover?
Photographer: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked.
Editor: what

Let’s fucking goooooo let’s see let’s see uhhhh
Okay here’s one:

More like DYIN’ Feinstein, am I right??

So when do they start giving me invite codes? I’ve got some folks to throw out lifeboats to.

goofball response: 'im not anti trans but i just think its a little more complic-' OUT DEVIL OUT

me and six other dudes wearing nothing but balaclava are pissing on the wrecked f-35 jet and squatting next to it and smoking cigarettes while noise music plays on soundtrack, then we start running around the wreck in a circle as fast as we can with our dicks and balls flapping around in slow motion

Striking autoworkers tricked "Big 3" corporations into thinking strike would be taking place at incorrect locations, foiling their anti-strike preparations and inflicting financial damage.

It’s funny as hell when the evil plans of billion dollar corporations can be foiled with a Looney Tunes-style pointing an arrow in the wrong direction

just his mouth and chin. little bit of neck. collared flannel over a tshirt. cadaverous skin.

bottom of his glasses to his chin. unhappy sneer. cadaverous skin.

weirdly puckered lips, like he tasted a lemon. wearing a suit and tie. wrinkly neck. cadaverous skin.

whole face leaning back in a chair, mouth open like he's waiting for the money shot. cadaverous skin.

these are the last four preview images on twitter from dersh's videos and they are not cropped weird for the bit

I like that the character limit is 300. Sometimes 280 just isn’t enough. You need that extra twenty to get the point across.

you couldn't build a time machine into a DeLorean these days. not with wokeness the way it is

Are they skeets? Are we calling them skeets? Can we call them skeets?

A simple reminder that there are no good transphobes, every one of them is trash.

Until they wake up and shake off the hate, I have no use for a single goddamn one of them.

the next Madden game should be open world

There was never a point in time where I did not suspect Russell Brand was a sex criminal

What’s up you fuckin’ nerds?