person on a time trial bike in black "E-bikes are cheating," says man wearing a space helmet whose bike and components are made of ultralight materials designed by NASA and aerodynamically tested in wind tunnels for F1 racecars.
"E-bikes are cheating," says man wearing a space helmet whose bike and components are made of ultralight materials designed by NASA and aerodynamically tested in wind tunnels for F1 racecars.
baked
Cool. My electric mixer stirs faster than my finger
W 4th St in Manhattan, cars are using the bike lane to get around a fire truck blocking traffic
been thinking a lot about parking lately, as you do. feels important to point out it's precisely because W4th St has a bike lane that both the fire truck made it to its destination and cars could still get by. all those cars would've been SOL if the street was lined with parked cars
I do not want to create an account or open a subscription I just want to buy a thing and never hear from you again why is this so hard.
Mamdani hasn't had time to really think about all that space he now has, because he spends most of his time at City Hall and around New York City. He tries to keep a semblance of his old life by getting around the city on foot, by bike or train. "If you spend every single day driving around in a tinted window security detail, you will have a very specific view of the city," he said. "You actually meet other New Yorkers and you break out of the bubble that so many have come to expect of politics, where politicians only seem to be spending time with other politicians or the people who donated to make them politicians."
I'd say that this applies to anyone traveling in a car in any city. Being in a car versus walking, riding, or taking transit fundamentally changes how you view a place and your relationship to it. I wish more leaders set this kind of example.
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a friend forwarded me a ticket to a single Gotham FC game last year and i have been getting nonstop phone calls from their membership dept for weeks!
Sid Rosenberg @sidrosenberg19 X.com Figures! Mr. Met ran away from ME last season!!! And he's hugging the Mayor! Mr. Met is an Antisemite!!!!!!! katie honan @katie_honan • 6d Mr. and Mrs. Met (@MrMet) meet Mr. @nycmayor
Sid Rosenberg O @sidrosenberg19 X.com Just when you thought things couldn't get worse we found out today that Mr. Met is a raging antisemite!
Sid Rosenberg • @sidrosenberg19 X.com This was me at Citifield last season being IGNORED by Mr. Met! Yesterday Mr. AND Mrs. Met were hugging and kissing our Antisemite Mayor @NYCMayor! Easy to conclude that Mr. Met is an Antisemite!!!!!
Sid Rosenberg @sidrosenberg19 X.com l'll be 59 on Sunday:) For the first time ever I'm sporting a Yankee jersey as I make my way to the Bronx. The official transition from a life long Met fan to a Yankee fan is now underway. Like my friend @CGasparino once wrote "Go Woke, Go Broke!" The Mamdani Mets are too WOKE for me! See ya at the Stadium soon fans!
Absolutely dying at right-wing radio host Sid Rosenberg getting so angry that Mr. and Mrs. Met hugged @mayor.nyc.gov that he started calling them antisemites and became a Yankees fan.
i'm already on antibiotics for a sinus infection! i've been some form of sick for the past 3 weeks. enough already!
i STG if i have an ear infection now i'm going to lose my mind
How is TJ Maxx not getting in on "looksmaxxing," riding it hard for a fiscal quarter of advertising campaign, then walking away with the satisfaction of having murdered the trend.
Last month in The Onion:
A white garment with some kind of food stain. Humiliating.
A pair of dirty hands rest on a car engine. Rough, tough, cool.
Here is an easy solution:
Food stains are humiliating, as they suggest you're a little baby who can't feed themselves.
Oil stains, such as those you'd get from working on your car, suggest you're tough, independent, and skilled.
Thus, simply cover your food stains with used motor oil.
shocked to discover no one is leading group bike rides of the cider trail in normandy. do i need to quit my job and move to france?!
It getting warm is not an excuse to walk slowly
Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto
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anyone have recs for the Normandy region of France?
i'm specifically NOT interested in anything related to WWII.
i am EXTREMELY interested in anything related to cider and gluten free treats
bonus points if you can point me to a guided group tour of the cider trail by bicycle!!
anyone have recs for the Normandy region of France?
i'm specifically NOT interested in anything related to WWII.
i am EXTREMELY interested in anything related to cider and gluten free treats
bonus points if you can point me to a guided group tour of the cider trail by bicycle!!
in rome: save the Trevi Fountain and Spanish steps for night time-take a stroll after dinner. the crowds are gone & the fountain is stunning all it up.
for gelato there's a mini-chain called Fatamorgana that's pretty good, but Il Gelato di Mastrofiocco was the spot that blew me away
woah! i had not considered this! i could get to your house using 1 train instead of 3!!!!!!! what a world!
LOL, this is exactly how i would describe my one visit to minneapolis, where i mostly just hung out in @spyguitar.net 's backyard. it was delightful.
Coachella Medical Staff Rush Overly Lucid Man To Emergency Psychedelics Tent
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Storefront labeled Gaslight Gifts.
“Babe, what are you talking about? Of course your birthday is on the 12th. It’s always been the 12th. You sound crazy right now.”
imagine spending all week wondering if the world is going to end while also having a fucking sinus infection
i went through an entire box of tissues in 5 days
also had to cancel the massage i had scheduled for my poor back because of this never ending sickness
0/10 do not recommend
I'd really like to see leadership calling for impeachment and removal, regardless of whether they have the votes to get it done. Same way we called for marriage equality before we had the votes. A leader's job is to lead. If a genocidal threat isn't impeachable, then nothing is.
every single day in the United States now has that vibe of when you're in a corporate job and first thing in the morning they announce an all-hands meeting for the end of the day and you just get to dread whatever that might mean all day
Armageddon is terrible, but our only other option was consequences for rich men who sexually abuse women and children.