Platner's gonna win 30 pts and everyone on this app is gonna be shocked

imagining Mike McDaniel trying to show a Chris Fleming instagram reel to Jim Harbaugh

I’ve seen enough. It’s time to arrest Jeffrey Epstein!

We gotta enact the E.T. a nd hammers protocol with Bill Gates

how are they ALL pedophiles man

Major change: No Ozzy

We need to talk about the rise of "smol bean fascism" where you have all the guns and the immunity but the really scary people are the ones with whistles and phone cameras and they're giving you generational trauma and ptsd by filming you killing people for no reason

Gov. Gavin Newsom: ‘I disagree’ with calls to abolish ICE The 2028 presidential contender came out against calls to dismantle ICE after an agent fatally shot a Minneapolis woman.

What makes Gavin Newsom such a skilled politician is that he stands up to Trump’s bullying with piping hot memes AND is able to agree with Trump about policy

www.sacbee.com

Ms. Omar, visibly shaken after the assault, insisted to her staff and security that she would continue. She asked for a napkin and told them: "Just give me 10 minutes. I beg you. Please don't let them have the show." Ms. Omar then turned the crowd. "Here's the reality that people like this ugly man don't understand," she said. "We are Minnesota strong, and we will stay resilient in the face of whatever they might throw at us." Someone in the crowd later thanked Ms. Omar for staying and continuing after the assault, which had shaken not only her but the entire room. "I learned at a young age you don't give in to threats," Ms. Omar said.

Ilhan Omar is an American hero. www.nytimes.com/live/2026/01...

more democrats should be pointing out that "illegal immigration" is not even a crime

tom homan: keep this up and we will compile a list of the horniest wettest milfs in your area!!!

wait they removed Bovino? maximum respect to the people of Minneapolis: you did this. power to the people forever

As screenwriter of the Labubu movie I want to clear up some misconceptions. Yes, technically they do eat human flesh, but only necrotic tissue around wounds. Doctors use them to clean up injuries and promote positive health outcomes. Labubus are humanity’s allies, except for evil Labubus of course

wait a minute how are the "your body has gone soft from not eating the raw meats of your ancestors" guys also the "the computer should summarize the big scary email for your inadequate brain" guys

You've created thousands of Jimmy Kimmels

Kash Patel looking at the crowd through a big magnifying glass for antifa like it's where's waldo

I can't imagine what this is doing to Tenacious D right now

As end-of-empire scenarios go it is so much more dignified to get your capital city sacked by the Visigoths than to have a bunch of illiterate rich people in their 70s doing it through a series of incomprehensible tantrums because their brains were defeated by their phones.

Zero stars for the new Naked Gun movie. Was really hoping for a meditation on grief

[THEO VON WHEN HE INEVITABLY HAS GHISLAINE MAXWELL ON HIS PODCAST NEXT MONTH]: Wow so people say men and women can't be friends but you were straight up Jeffery's main guy huh?

215-214. Thanks Gerry Connelly!

Uncrustables Is Releasing a Limited-Edition Flavor for the First Time in 30 Years

"Crust"

Or don't use it you virgin loser doofus

the thing I hate most about that rfk quote is that autistic lives have value and worth and beauty and dignity whether they are able to do the things other people do or not. no one is defined by ability or lack thereof and to frame divergence as lack is monster stuff, utterly godless

‘Show Me Where You Make Autism!’ Shouts RFK Jr., Storming Sour Patch Kids Factory EAST HANOVER, NJ—As part of the health secretary’s highly publicized pledge to determine the cause of the disorder in the next five months, a wild-eyed Robert F. Kennedy Jr. reportedly shouted “Show me where autism is made!” Thursday while storming the Sour Patch Kid factory. “Attention Sour Patch Factory people: Give me the autism and no […]

‘Show Me Where You Make Autism!’ Shouts RFK Jr., Storming Sour Patch Kids Factory theonion.com/show-me...

Now people are chanting "Robert Mueller and the rule of law!" I'm getting chills!

I can't count the number of "Klobuchar 2028" signs

I get why the democrats are riding this wave and doing basically nothing. Hard to deny the energy of incremental centrism!