Hmm mocking me, are we? Seems like someone can't come with with something original! Seems like everyone had always needed me from day one! Always have abd always will be in my shadow as I surpass everyone in the entertainment industry!

Well then... Miss Luna... Will you marry me? Make me the happiest demon in all of Hell?

•Alastor growled lowly•

Ohhh quit your yapping! Your boss is nothing but a pitiful sissy who can't do anything for himself and makes others do his dirty work...

What about both? What's stopping you from doing either or my dear?

•Alastor took her hand softly and rested his head against hers•

Well.. What's stopping you from doing that now my dear..?

•Alastor grabbed her hand, holding it to his lips and giving it a soft kiss*

Oh I know... I know my dear...

•Alastor looked down at her•

But... No need to worry... I have... You now...

I may be tied up... But don't you dare think of this as weakness... I will still take your soul and claim it as mine...

•You found Alastor tied up in a chair, what will you do?•

Oh... I know my dear... But times... Were different then... And things were... Horrible...

•Alastor placed a soft kiss on her head•

I'm just glad it's finally settled down...

Oh you know it! Seeming how since I actually make time to spend... But, we know how "busy" you tend to get and how... Let's say... Preoccupied with other things... At least I know how to.. Manage my time..

Well.. Since she won't be returning here.. At all, we will be dropping these off!

•Alastor pushed the boxes towards him•

It's been a pleasure playing these games with you my old friend.. But seems like we have a checkmate..

Oh, nothing, just.. Dropping some.. Unwanted things off here!

•Alastor motioned towards the boxes in front of him•

You see... Miss... Luna... Has found a new home with us and... Wanted to get rid of these... Ridiculous clothes of hers...

Yes... Great Alabama... For what's it's worth anyway...

•Alastor flipped the page, reading quietly•

Nothing my dear! Just showing my love with food that peaks my interests!

To Kill A Mockingbird my dear...

•Alastor opened the book, slowly stroking her hair•

•Alastor took off his shoes, once inside the room, he picked out a book, picked out the nearest Louis Armstrong record, put it on the record player, and finally laid down on the bed•

Sounds wonderful my dear

•Alastor grabbed her hand•

Now... Let's go enjoy ourselves tonight...

If that's what you want, then we can make some when the time is right...

•Alastor looked down at her•

Right now... I'd just like to read a book with you... Just listening to our music, and relaxing...

Maybe.. But depends on what I feel like making at the moment... But if you want them... I will make them for you my dear...

Oh they were very happy to know that I was willing to share my dear..

•Alastor pressed a quick kiss to her lips•

No! Just wanted to... Share! That's all!

They are messy, but I think Lucifer went to clean it up, maybe used some of those powers of his to clean it up..

What? All I did was maybe forget it the feast was in my hands and maybe twirled around the room

•Alastor fortunately didn't get it anywhere else•

I may or may not have been having a feast and wanted to... Share..

•He is, he tilted his neck•

Sorry my dear... Sorry you had to see me in such an unpleasant state..

I may or may not have gotten blood allll over the hotel walls on accident!

Such a stickler for the rules you are! But I guess since you don't intend on joining me on this.. Little event, I guess you can cause some chaos amongst your own people here

Well, I do tend to.. Get a little messy at times, but! Accidents happen!

•Alastor then slowly rang the doorbell, tapping his foot, waiting for @vee-vox-populidei.bsky.social to answer•

I'm not saying watch me, I'm saying... Join me!~