i didn’t track my 2024 soups but you can see the full breakdown of soup watch 2023 here. looking to beat those numbers and get a lot of new kinds of soups in

Soup Watch 2025 has begun

3 ghosts just showed up at my place pissed as hell calling me an asshole lol. don’t care imma keep drinking my beer !

got really into watch tv shows that only air on CBS on sundays. going full uncle mode. i’m ready for a niece or nephew

has this guy made it to this app yet? is this a thing here?

fucking hate when people ask me shit at work while i have my headphones on, like shut the fuck up bro i’m trying to listen to temperature by sean paul

me on january 1st 2025

she’s already knows, i’m cooked

another large piano fell on my head and now my teeth are piano keys once again this is terrible

there appears to be a shadow following me on pokemon go. most likely the deep state. i will be monitoring the situation

seeing a lot of emboldened squirrels out today. concerning

lock your jaw, only drink iced coffee for 48 hours, take quick shallow breathes, you’ll get through this ❤️

lol i’m a survivor

not yet…

okay NOW i’m committing

gonna commit to actually using this now

hey

not easy to find people, even mutuals on IG unless you know they’re on there and type in their username or text them a link to your own page. pretty slow so far

got my first post planned, i’m hoping immediately

going to try to be one of the first on threads in 15 minutes. interested to see if it crashes 20 times tonight or if it actually works

catch me on threads in 15 minutes

oh hell ya

*laying face down and motionless on the floor*

we’re so back

i was given a single invite, who should get it?

what’d i miss

i just got off work, are orbs back?

i ate an unholy amount of pasta and now i need to take my pants off

running social for a brand right now is the worst because under every reply to a tweet is just a bunch of blue checkmarks saying insanely transphobic shit that has nothing to do with anything and no companies wants that

wouldn’t you like to know