Right??? Like what do I do????

Exactly!! He just wanted us to know he sees all our headcanons and hopes and theories.

A pretty big portion of DJs fic seems to be about having as much fanon in it as possible. Like the usage of "Gentlebeard," Rory Kinnear as all the Badmintons, Izzy being in the gravy basket. Stuff like that.

SURE WOULD BE GREAT TO HAVE A THIRD SEASON OF THIS WILD SHIT

Okay. But... he's been dead for two years. There's no way he can be brought back without being, uh, how to say? Ripe. Also, the gravy basket and doggy heaven aren't the same thing.

Oh shit, Applejack is Teddy!

STEP DAD ED

YESSSSS RORY KINNEAR AS ALL THE BADMINTONS!!!

Now fuck in a cave.

That's what I'm thinking!

Oh wait. The Valet is probably Teddy.

I literally care about nothing else.

Okay, now that I've screamed incoherently for 47 minutes, does the gap in Black Beard mean it's the third Badminton????

This is so incredible!!! 📌

Father, I'm scared.

Way to break my heart in five seconds flat. #Severance

ARE WE GETTING A HOT OLDER MAN THROUPLE???!!!! #Severance #SeveranceSpoilers

This one perhaps???

I had a similar theory: What if Irv used to work in O&D? He meets Burt, they fall in love, it's great. Until one day they're taking something down the black hallway and they see something they aren't supposed to see. Lumon wipes their memories, wipes everyone in O&D, and sends Irv to MDR.

Watching AP Bio and fucking Heideker shows up????

I think David Jenkins should make a new show called Butthole Buccaneers.

All the sinus meds I'm taking dry the shit out of my nose, which is the point, but I had to get a humidifier, I couldn't stand it anymore. Also, the humidifier looks like a raccoon.

And if I said this is probably the name he had tattooed on his wrist?

What does this mean???? Ben Stiller, WHAT DOES THIS MEAN????

I finally sneezed (by looking into the brightest light in my house). And now I have to FUCKING SNEEZE AGAIN.

Omg, I had to sneeze so bad, like it was right there...and it didn't happen. I HATE THAT.

📌

He was so real for this.

Quote possibly my fave line read in the entire show. Also, now every time I say "so bad" I say it like the Swede. Which was funny bc I've been sick the last couple weeks so it's just be like "my stomach/sinus hurt *Swede's voice* so bad."