This is terrible. I went through it.
Total hysterectomy at 40. Devastating at the time.

There is a silver lining. Freedom from endometriosis is completely life-changing for the better.

I realised how much time I wasted popping Advil with a heating pad on my belly.

🎯🎯

Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy: "We're on the cusp of bringing back land-based supersonic flight. So supersonic flight from LA to New York in two and a half hours. Wild."

Yeah, I'm sure we all remember those days of getting the great deals on ecomony fares on the Concorde.

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I am working on buying gas with no money and making up new recipes that include rice, beans, and root vegetables.

Me, being left behind…❤️

Cartoon by @markdolk.bsky.social

I believe we are in the free-for-all loot-what-you-can stage of this operation, right before the bankruptcy paperwork is filed.

You are wise.

🔥

Mayor Mamdani and a group of children hold hands while running through red tape in a hallway.

For too long, bureaucracy kept 7 child care centers across our city empty — spaces that should have been alive with laughter instead collected dust.

We've run through that red tape. This fall, all 7 will open their doors, bringing an additional 240 free 3-K seats & real relief to working families.

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WHY is his face covered?
He deserves to be shamed and displayed for all to see.

The Onion wants to make us submissive slaves to the New world order.

Correct.

John Roberts' wife is not the only Supreme Court spouse to shake down people with business before the court to give bribes. Ginni Thomas has a "consulting firm" (AKA a PO Box for checks) to funnel money to Clarence. #Corruption

I’m reading this lawsuit Kash filed against The Atlantic. I’m struggling to find where they were wrong.

two images of the human body's circulatory system. One of them with good cable management

The human circulatory system, before and after proper cable management.

Pulp Fiction Sermons, Raccoon Dicks, and Breaching Protocol The Three Stooges of a Tequila-Soaked, Competence-Allergic Shitshow

“Because what we are dealing with here is what happens when The Hangover and Bachelor Party raw dog in the back of a conversion van at a Nickelback concert, have a baby, and then let that baby be raised by Roseanne Barr and Rob Schneider…”

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FBI Director says arrests ‘coming soon’ on 2020 rigged election conspiracy FBI Director Kash Patel: "We have the information that backs President Trump's claim.”

🚨BREAKING: FBI director Kash Patel said that his agency will soon make arrests – maybe this week – in connection to the 2020 presidential election, which he claims was rigged. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...

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Drunk again.

Seems like the Strait of Hormuz is only open when the stock market is.

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It becomes banana day when they all ripen at once.

Fore.

A wasted FBI Director. On the job always. And wasted.

Was he wasted when there was a terrorist attack in DC and two National
Guard soldiers were shot in the head???

Or when Savannah Guthrie’s mom was abducted??

Not solving the Guthrie kidnapping will go down as the worst failure of Kash Patel and Patel's FBI.

Conflict with local and state police.
Jurisdiction confusion.
Slow response.
Precious time wasted.
Opportunities missed or blown by incompetence.

An unimaginable tragedy.

WORK THE CASE, LOSER

That is a lovely plan.

It won't go away.

⚡️⚡️⚡️ DON'T FORGET TRUMP RAPED LITTLE KIDS & COVERED UP THE EPSTEIN FILES ⚡️⚡️⚡️