Collapsible Contingency Urinals would be much more on-brand for Blue Origin, as the closely monitored staff complete their 240 hour shift.

And the ghost breath usually takes a ritual of summoning - waving your hands at different heights and clapping to trigger the sensor - by which point they’ve drip dried anyway.

Just before he died, he was bitten by a mosquito - the heat of the explosion melted an amber vase all over the mosquito which was then discovered by Q’s granddad, Dr John Hammond.

Large pile of grated cheese - The Boris

Accidentally brushing your perm against it would be like wearing a shell suit to Bonfire night…

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A is V’s evil Australian twin.

Two people, with orange hi vis jackets on, standing behind a table with trays of fruit, vegetables and tinned food.

HEY!

I'm trying to raise money to send as many books as I can to a new Mobile Library being set up to support homeless people.

It's being organised by Cee, founder of London based charity "PINT Giving".

I'm donating £100, but if you can help too, i'd be really grateful.

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Picture showing Mr A Fry at work in a firework factory.

Firework nominative determinism.

Beach Road on Herm Island

Enjoying an ice cream

Night time view from Herm to Guernsey

Shell Beach, Herm Island

Presumably established in the wake of the Masterchef scandals.

Hoping the interview process now involves a game of “pin the sock on the presenter” to check where the candidate thinks it goes.

We must fund hospices properly so that every dying patient gets the care, treatment and support they need | Parliament Politics Magazine Since my first few weeks in office as the Member of Parliament for Sutton and Cheam, I have been fighting for hospices.

The fight for a fair funding future for hospices goes on.

I'm more convinced than ever that hospices need our care - and the Govt must listen to our calls for a new long-term funding arrangement to give hospices the certainty they need.

Read more here:

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Maybe he’s a posh cockney - p is silent and the h is dropped.

“A reminder that customers in economy and premium economy seats may be automatically jettisoned, like human depth charges, into the path of oncoming aircraft to avert disaster as save the lives of our valued FirstPlus subscribers.”

Can the wine review section feature Timothy Claypole shouting “don’t go into the cellar!”?

They’ll never throw it back to you.

Or the LI for a U and the K a T.

Contact the British Equine Police on neigh-neigh-neigh.

Wouldn’t that be the “proctology exam” emoji?

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@jamiesmart.bsky.social - I’ve been told by Daniel (age 7) that he needs Bunny vs Monkey on his tonies.com Toniebox… any plans?

Opening frame of a comic strip “Donut mysteries: terror in Vatican City”

Donuts *and* current affairs… what’s not to like?!

Cat sunbathes in the foreground, kids are playing in a paddling pool not that far away.

Cookie living dangerously that close to an active pool…

Workbench at the repair cafe

Tool cases unpacked for repair

Tools loaded up on the trolley for the journey home

Portable CD player being repaired.

@suttonrepaircafe.co.uk this month:

Portable CD player - cleaned lense assembly
Laptop - reinstalled with ChromeOS Flex to give it a new lease of life
Ring light - broken power switch bypassed
Toaster - not fixed : needs new element
Shark wand vacuum - cleaned filter 😉

I loved this article, about all the fascinating weirdness that got left out of the Netflix film about the Sutton Hoo excavation.

A penguin pointing w a stick at a pic sitting on an easel of a Tesla w a pigeon flying over head pooping on it as 3 pigeons look on

🤣

A terrier sits inside next to a glass door, looking up and to the left. A squirrel stands on the other side of the glass.

“Who is it, Charlie?”

“It’s Tim from next door. He wants us to know that our bird feeder’s empty.”

@suttonrepaircafe.co.uk is our local version!

So it would be constructed entirely of mashed potato?