The song “I Kissed A Girl” but it’s me breaking my own boundaries and it’s called “I Touched A Door Handle.”

They stopped making ghosts just after the civil war. You’ll never see a ghost with a man bun or hitting a juul

son what's a diss track?
"you record a song making fun of someone you don't like"
[two days later at dentist] listen to this after I leave

Gef’s looking as sassy as ever 🤣

I'm gonna be honest if bluesky fails I'm not joining mouthable or giggl or whatever comes next I'm moving to the woods and writing letters from a cabin without electricity

chinese restaurants really nailed it with the fortune cookie and every type of restaurant should have its own small treat you get at the end. hell just give everyone a single oreo along with the bill.

HELLO ARTISTS! ✨ It's challenging to find all of you on here. Let's start a little thread! If you're an artist, reply to this post, tell us about what you do, and share some of your art. Then re-post it so we can find each other and reconnect!

(thanks @ramiismail.com for the idea)

Great idea - thanks for getting it started 😁 I do picture book illustrations as @stevenlunaillustration on IG.

“Yellow badge of expensive” is the best description I’ve ever heard for it.

So what’s this Twitter thing I keep hearing about? Should I give it a try?