it's been fun seeing people try to guess the plot from this trailer to call it predictable and getting it 100% wrong

an instagram reels thumbnail: "so eating raw meat is bad, but eating chips and sweets made by Jews is good?"

a little baby pug in a field of flowers with a big swirly lollipop and propeller hat

me after eating chips and sweets made by jews

(post if lee cronin's the mummy is bad) more like lee moanin's the crummy

i contributed to this :)

pretty sure this has been done before but

Alright, I’m home now so here’s the Norm update. Yesterday at 4pm, I got a text from a family I’ve been helping who had a loved one abducted a couple of days after Renée Good’s murder. This was the family that Norm Nation kept from being evicted (and you delivered). ICE had released their loved one.

My Long-Delayed Favorite Albums of 2025 I told you it was coming!!

FOLKS.....

I imagine the doctors and nurses who delivered her handing her to her parents and saying "Ladies and gentlemen, Ms. Patti LuPone!"

not just a vape. a connected earning device.

TRAP but it's a sabrina carpenter concert and they're gonna arrest the guy during the bit where she arrests people

w obelisk bro

this tweet is dedicated to a gay guyyyy

every once in a while a crazy hat comes along and changes everything

ready to admit i'm completely obsessed with jack harlow's hat

guys we made a movie :)

“Clocky the transgender clown!” Clocky(in a drive thru): “and a large fry.” Drivethru person: “will that be all sir” Clocky: “yea” Clocky reaches for something in her glove box Shoots ha gun at her self, with a little flag that comes out and says ‘bang’

clown comic
[originally posted 5/4/25]

Fellas love to retire to their chambers

Michael crichton was 6'9" when he wrote Jurassic park. Imagine the dinosaur adventure Robert Wadlow could have wrote. Sir Arthur Conan Doyle (6'1"): The Lost World (1912) Michael crichton (6'9"): Jurassic park Robert Wadlow (8'11"): ???????????

Ideal relationship dynamic

an email from DoorDash urging Philly-based users to oppose the proposed 25-cent delivery tax, announcing their intent to pass the costs onto consumers.

fuck offfff

draft check thursday

gon the cat is even more awesome than a normal cat

Everything Announced at CinemaCon (Day 4) Paramount, Disney

last up: paramount and disney open.substack.com/pub/pulpfric...

nuns on the run!!

Everything Announced at CinemaCon (Day 3) Focus Features, Universal, Amazon MGM

open.substack.com/pub/pulpfric...

autism friendly speed racer screening oh i'm sure

Poor Sleep Linked To Gong Instrument’s Loud, Resonant Crash Can Be Disruptive

Poor Sleep Linked To Gong https://theonion.com/poor-sleep-linked-to-gong/

i have a false tooth filled with a placebo in case i'm ever captured and need to be a control subject

Everything Announced at CinemaCon (Day 2) Godzilla Minus Zero, NEON, Warner Bros

more updates from CinemaCon, where Warner Bros promises to continue pumping out hits under whoever will be running the company in two weeks

The latest "fad" in rock-and-roll music is a band called Geese. Hardly for the birds, this New York foursome has been played by dee-jays from Omaha to Arlington.