imagine your job is saying “what’s your take?” to celebrities on camera in the subway. is this the worst or best job of all time? both? what if you had to describe your trade to a dark age peasant? would you begin by explaining subways, cameras or how/why saying three words is a job? strange times.
Not sure how much footage or how many photos exist with her in the lineup, but pretty gnarly regardless imho
I sometimes put on warpaint just to linger in the cool ass trivia of her cofounding that band
good things dont happen
Picture of a tweet from Matt Mullenweg, who is a stupid person, defending right-wing dimwit DHH.
Didn't need this incident to confirm it, but if we did: WordPress sucks and is over.
He is IRL Bed of Chaos.
11th anniversary of POKING A DEAD FROG. If you haven’t yet read it, and like comedy, maybe you’ll enjoy!
To celebrate, I'll be posting some excerpts and images from the book.
James Downey, longtime SNL writer
www.amazon.com/Poking-Dead-...
FaceMash’s creator is at it again.
Finished a screenplay draft, who wants to buy me a present?!
“Can I get you something to drink? How ‘bout a glass of everybody milk? That’s right, it’s milk that comes from everybody! Ah, I see that you are pulling a gun on me. And have now shot me. For what it’s worth, I understand.”
AKIVA: I know you’re reading this. Me and co-writer Matt are ready, willing and Cain and Abel to pitch Miranda jokes and scrub your toilets and pitch your toilets and scrub your Bushnells. When do we start?
Just saw and thoroughly enjoyed the new Naked Gun movie. Comedy with an audience — how we missed ye! Will have to replace one joke from the feature I’m co-writing…
Can this pile of rotting produce win the Nobel Prize for Chemistry?
Endut!
Hoch Hech!
Humanity will never again produce a work so beautiful.
“Did you hear? Ned started a company!”
“No! Not Ned Rexel?!”
“The very same.”
“Of all the visionary entrepreneurs I’ve met, Ned Rexel is not one of them.”
“Guess what it’s called.”
“Tell me.”
“Go on, guess.”
“Hmm. Ned’s Swell Business, as run by Ned.”
“Close…”
A thought popped into my head that seems ripped from a @jonwurster.bsky.social Best Show call. What would be the email addresses of deceased celebrities? Would Kurt just be kcobain@gmail, or are we thinking nightgoat@protonmail.me? Bonus: who would help him set it up on his phone? Danny Goldberg?
Don McLean: Drove my Chevy to the levee…
Me (grinning while concealing an enormous levee-drying device): Then what happened?
they should make a movie where there’s a superhero, and they’re in the middle of the road, and there’s a truck coming RIGHT AT THEM — but get this, they’re so strong, they punch the dang truck and that thing just flips right over them. Insane!!! They should make that never-been-done scene sometime
Entirely unrelated: I know Kristine DeBell has come up on the pod a few times. If you want to make the trip to Hamilton, she's announced to appear at www.thewestdale.ca/event/meatba.... The promo email I rec'd also lists: Norma Dell'Agnese, Hadley Kay, Michael Kirby, Jack Blum, and writer Len Blum.
yo, Sensodyne is low key running the paste game right now fr
I saw the “So go back to the cluuuuuub” scene on a gigantic ass screen
haha
screenshot from apple podcasts. but where is episode #411???!!
@declouxj.bsky.social @willsloanesq.bsky.social howdy fellas, maybe you're aware of this but it seems like the 2024 best-of episode isn't showing up on Apple Podcasts. Checked on my phone and in the browser. Shadow-banned for PooPoo PeePee?!?!
sorry, wife. can't scrub the toilet. i'm "pivoting to AI"
reading fandom like findom. it's where shut-ins abuse deadpool's balls i guess??
Photo from SNL. Mike Myers’ “Canada is not for sale” shirt is folded to make the text look like my post, hence why this is such a good and funny post.
🇨🇦 Canada: Snot for Sale 🇨🇦
Heya, would love to be considered. Pre-WGC comedy writer but going for it.