Poor Sleep Linked To Gong Instrument’s Loud, Resonant Crash Can Be Disruptive

Poor Sleep Linked To Gong https://theonion.com/poor-sleep-linked-to-gong/

ME: I know you from somewhere

JESUS: I get that a lot

ME: No I’m sure

JESUS: Just one of those faces

ME: [holding my arms out] Go like this

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this is how I found out

now enjoying my shortest-ever stay in Edinburgh, even shorter than that fringe I went up with “Liz Truss Abridged”

Vegan but because KX was out of any normies. I do like vegan though

Azumas really don’t ride very well, do they? luckily my neighbour has quick reflexes and is silently polite about laptop-sliding

A train seat’s lunch table, folded down with a Greggs coffee on it. My hand holds a Greggs sausage roll in the foreground.

as it happens, I think it’s going to be a very Good Friday indeed

When Baz Luhrman had the guns say "sword" on the side in Romeo + Juliet, that was the best choice that has been made in any modern adaptation ever.

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yep. I have no comment on the wider topic - I do see that other places do it but also take the point about queues and rebuilding entrances

the BM was already free before the Blair-era free museums thing, I think they would likely remain so for the above reason and more

Without downloading any new pics, what’s it like dating you?

I made up a “new city” called Pankhurst in the people’s flag yeah

doop has it pour mademoiselle

Haven’t seen the film but end of 5 genuinely feels like they’re setting that up and then nope (incredibly, one of the s6 baddies is… sexy JPK Sr?)

I actually think the growing presence of Churchill is pretty good, but (minor spoiler) it felt like it was headed for Churchill being Tommy’s endgame antagonist, but then… it wasn’t

Len Deighton’s SS-GB is the most successful example of treating alternate history as a setting, not a genre: a master of the espionage genre weaves a tale through Nazi-occupied London that doesn’t rely on the setting to be interesting, but grabs and uses what’s unique about it. RIP to a great.

NEW SHOW: Alibi: Dead Air is doing a full run this April-May at @theatredeli.bsky.social. Dean Rodgers and I are to blame. If you missed our test run back in October, now's your chance to try this award-nominated(!) spin on immersive-theatre-meets-jubensha-game: www.alibi.london

Medical transition for trans kids is now banned for new referrals on the NHS. Trans kids in the UK can still go private or DIY (for now).

This means the new clinics that replaced GIDS are close to useless at best, conversion therapy at worst. 1/5

I agree with that, I just think a lot of the “dont tread on me” anti mask people are exactly the people who would say YES GOD-EMPEROR if Trump tried this

but the same guys who were uncool about applebees are the ones who would *want* elections cancelled, no?

One of the most wholesome online communities I've accidentally joined is the Facebook one where the chief engineer maintaining the retired UK HST trains that were exported to Nigeria asks retired UK railway people for tips that aren't in the formal manuals, and they provide it with great enthusiasm

Pitbull v @pitbull Follow Happy International Women's Day to all of the women around the world! @TheMostBadOnes And then it’s a picture of him surrounded by attractive women

Happy International Women’s Day from Pitbull

Interview: Tom Black Questions from Gary OswaldToday is the 7th Birthday of Sea Lion Press so to celebrate that I talked to Tom Black, SLP's Managing Director. He can be found either here or on twitter.Hello Tom, so first...

Another chance to read Gary Oswald's ( @garyoswald.bsky.social )'s #interview with Tom Black ( @tomblack.uk ), #author of yesterday's showcased #AlternateHistory #book "Zonen" and much more. #AuthorInterview #WhatIf www.sealionpress.co.uk/post/intervi...

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A Fringe Affair: Storytelling and Folk Music by Edward W. Feery Join us for a thrillingly intimate blend of theatre, folk music and storytelling!

caught this a few years ago and very excited that it's back - really charming song cycle and love-letter (in more ways than one) to the Edinburgh Fringe. a perfect way to spend a sunday evening in wandsworth www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/a-fringe-a...

bucket list was a phrase invented for the film “The Bucket List”, and nobody had ever said it before that

Spy of the Year Welcome to the Spy of the Year awards ceremony!Your group of S.E.C.R.E.T. agents (and handler) are here to have a nice time and hopefully win some awards. With all the world’s greatest deceivers, tric...

Spy of the Year is OUT NOW! I teamed up with the brilliant @hannahraymondcox.bsky.social @arlohoward.bsky.social and @chloemashiter.bsky.social to make this lighter take on the jubensha format. Our first print run is now on sale with these wonderful folks: jubensha.co.uk/products/spy...

I hope Keir Starmer wakes up covered in caterpillars and there are so many caterpillars, he’s telling his wife he doesn’t even know where the caterpillars came from but she’s SO angry at him for the caterpillars and when he tries to eat breakfast caterpillars pour out of his stupid cornflakes box.