The reality that bsky is labelling all your hate as "intolerance?" Or that thousands of people are blocking you because of how awful you are?

Well damn. Underboob is the most universally beloved type of boob and I can't explain why this doesn't have 10,000 likes at least. Must be far too many dull people up in the skies of blue.

Falafel, (noun): the pattern rhythmic jiggling made by boobs in motion

You fall for someone but you find out they love The Big Bang Theory
(horror story in under 15 words)

a rosy-lipped batfish.

Me when it's time to make out.

multiple images of stickmen having sex in various positions.

Not sure which one of these bathroom signs applies to me, exactly. Guess I'll try 'em all.

The world is falling apart but at least you can get off once or twice before it implodes.

Chewbacco howling arroooooo

Show me that Wookiee O-Face

Throw me around like the Hulk throws a "bear."

I'd call this man a cunt, but cunts are delightful. This thing is just a useless bag of old shit.

Picture of a masculine presenting person looking at themself in the mirror. The word "WHORE" is written in red on the mirror. Text: "How I feel after searching for the Luigi videos"

I will whore all day, no shame.

Alllllll day? I have a few hours free.

I like it when you bounce on it.

Oh, sorry, I misread.

Looks like it's just me pounding that big, red ass, Satan.

🫦 For an extra sexy woman...

There's 68....

He wears it well.

Flirt by making them vulva shaped pancakes with a raspberry clit

pancake but it's pronounced like bukkake

It's the devil with a description of Stygiophilia - getting turned on by the idea of hellfire and damnation which might explain the Westboro Baptist Church.

Anyone want to get damned with me?

Tom Selleck naked in a tub because of course.

Magnum smut for your timeline.

Big robots get what they want.

I have seen stray dong on the timeline but not as a profile pic. I guess that's good. For me, I mean. Sorry about your eyes.

I did the math, your story checks out.

Just me, huh? Cool.

a black and white image of two women grabbing the crotch of that Day the Earth Stood Still robot.

Goals

Porn should be consensual and that's where anyone else's concern should end. If two adults agree to what's happening, you can shove you concerns up your ass. If someone wants to be choked and degraded that's what the fuckin' want. No one's banning you from being a boring cuck, so fuck off.

With the closing of Joann Fabrics my side hustle of making naugahyde dildo sheaths is going to suffer.

Well that sounds reasonable