pre-chup

The pre-cum part of tomato ketchup can break a meal for me

I hope the guy from the "fan (person)" article knows that i am a fan of him

we all know I have no life, so:

This is so monumentally fucked up on every level I feel sick to my stomach.

'SWIMS' upside down is still 'SWIMS.'

Tweet by “Secretary of War” Pete Hegseth: “The War Department is once again restoring freedom to our Joint Force. We are discarding the mandatory flu vaccine requirement, effective immediately.” Below there is a video of the announcement for his many, many illiterate fans

Behind Hegseth’s big stupid face, a painting can be seen.

The painting is of George Washington crossing the Delaware. It is by Emanuel Leutze.

An article from the National Parks Service: Smallpox, Inoculation, and the Revolutionary War Boston National Historical Park During the 1700s, smallpox raged through the American colonies and the Continental Army. Smallpox impacted the Continental Army severely during the Revolutionary War, so much so that George Washington mandated inoculation for all Continental soldiers in 1777. Just fifty-six years earlier, in 1721, Bostonian doctors and clergy introduced the procedure to the American colonies. Without the vision and determination of these early Bostonians in normalizing inoculation, Washington may not have made the decision to mandate inoculation for the Continental Army. Though it was a controversial action, many historians credit the medical mandate with the colonists' victory in the Revolutionary War and the creation of the United States of America.

ME: (meeting the devil) I love your eggs.

Imagine telling most of the famous historical generals that you had the means to ensure they *didn't* lose much of their fighting force to disease, but simply won't be using it

This is *extremely* funny

Nobody

Absolutely nobody

Roadrunner:

4 Screenshots from the movie "The Fog" (1980): First, an older man in a sailor's cap sits by a campfire on a beach at night, telling a story to children seated around the fire; subtitle reads, "One hundred years ago, on the 21st of April...". Second, the same scene continues with the fire casting dramatic shadows on the storyteller’s face and subtitle reads, "out on the waters around Spivey Point...". Third, the fire burns brightly in the center as the man gestures while speaking; subtitle reads, "a small clipper ship drew toward land." Fourth, a close-up of the man’s face illuminated by the firelight as he stares intensely; subtitle reads, "Suddenly, out of the night, the fog rolled in."

Apr 21st 1880 - On this foggy night the Elizabeth Dane steered off course and crashed into rocks. 100 years later the crew returned.

📽️📅 The Fog (1980)

När jag vill känna mig ung: i medeltal är jag och mina barn 22 år gamla!

Hallowed Ground - An Afterlife Horror Comic Anthology A 100+ Page Horror Anthology. Twelve stories of HELL, PURGATORY, and HEAVEN, from LGBTQIA+ Creative Teams!

We are less than $3k away from our funding goal with only 65 hours to go! ❤️‍🔥

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Ahead of the debut, we go behind the scenes of 'Songs in Sign Language,' where Deaf artists and animators collaborated to reshape timing, acting, and expression.
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Check out a first look at Disney’s ASL re-animated songs from 'Encanto,' 'Frozen 2,' and 'Moana 2,' coming to Disney+ next week. The studio reworks key musical sequences using performance-driven signing.
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A share of merch sales will go to the Sandy Hook families, which will be the first time they get any money since they filed this lawsuit eight years ago.

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I can not think of a better person to take over Inforwars.

I'm not joking when I say mRNA technology is more important than "AI" and it's a tragedy we're throwing billions into one while our government is aggressively defunding the other.

Just sobbed hardest I have since my mom died in 2020.

She missed these trials by a few months.

One of most ruthless cancers. Hard to fathom that maybe she'd still be here.

I feel such a hole inside.

In case you're wondering if we should fund mRNA research instead of another stupid war ... yes.

A photo of a print NYT headline saying the strait is open next to an IPhone NYT headline saying it’s closed

Schrödinger’s Strait of Hormuz

”Med obestridlig bevisning avslöjade Daniel Andersson och TV4 att SD bedriver digital propaganda av ryskt slag – sanktionerat från högsta ort – och konsekvenserna är noll. I varje led är detta ett val gjort av politiska företrädare som inser att de kan ignorera verkligheten och välja makten.”

”Strömmer hävdar att "det vi gjort hittills har inte fungerat". Det är oklart vad som gjorts hittills […] Men två fel gör ju inte ett rätt, att vidta åtgärder som i princip samtliga experter säger är verkningslösa i bästa fall och kontraproduktiva i sämsta fall är knappast lösningen.”

Love whenever people say "No one gives a shit about Smurfs anymore"
Maybe for America that might be true....but have you considered the following, international regions like Belgium, France, UK, Ireland, Italy and other international regions?

On top of reasons of role deconstruction and bodily autonomy, this is one reason why it's so important to many people in power to eradicate trans folk.

If you're secure with yourself, feeling good BEING yourself, they can't tell you you're broken and then sell you a "fix"

Sällan sett någon med en kraftigare aura av "Jag har ingen aning om vad skoj är för något".

Ebba Busch vill bara att samisk kultur ska kunna existera i historieböcker och kanske på (privata) museum, inte i deras livsstil och vanor och seder för det tjänar man inga pengar på

Busch: Rätten till renskötsel inte rimlig KD-ledaren Ebba Busch vill ompröva rennäringens ställning. Antalet renar bör minska och rennäringen inte längre vara ett riksintresse,

När vi är klara med utlänningarna, tar vi itu med urbefolkningen …

Dr Assal Rad—

“Israel is demolishing southern Lebanon, to prevent people from returning, DURING a “ceasefire.”

“This is ethnic cleansing. Where is the outrage or media coverage?”