Waiting in line for bagels w/5 year-old son. Cybertruck pulls up, Elon-bro gets out and into line.
Son says loudly “dada look, a cybertruck!” Elon bro gets excited, waits for compliment.
“Dada that truck is SO UGLY”
Elon bro looks absolutely gut shot in front of entire line.
Parenting win.
Just created a Bluesky starter pack. Please give it a follow or look :)
go.bsky.app/4pc3qs3
The Philadelphia Eagles juju just didn’t happen today. #flyeaglesfly
Interestingly, I have lost 60,000 followers on Twitter since Election Day - presumably, mostly, from people deactivating their accounts and heading over here - but over here on Bluesky I have picked up 400,000 new followers since Election Day.
Welcome to my brand-new @bsky.app account! Follow along here to connect & converse.
There something amazing about having an Airbnb guest from France. Every night it’s a new bottle of wine.
This Bluesky app looks pretty cool and way less toxic. Excited to join.