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Posts by Old Joe Stalin

No, camarada, no son ladrones. Son feligreses celebrando el viernes santo.

2 weeks ago 1 0 0 0

Claro que no hay diferencia, camarada. Pero sería mejor con misiles y cohetes como nosotros los comunistas.

2 weeks ago 1 0 0 0

In this Michigan diner, Carr still means Coach Lloyd, not FCC chair Brendan. But they do know this: To ensure ideological balance, the evening news needs to be followed by nightly screenings of “Triumph of the Will.”

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He estado en la tumba por 73 años, camaradas, y desde la posvida puedo ver que Tron va a sufrir la superextensión de la atención y la igual superextensión de las fuerzas militares. No tiene bastante bandwidth para ganar todo que ha empezado.

1 month ago 1 0 0 0

This is not new, comrades. The Empire has long committed war crimes.

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It was fake gold, comrade.

1 month ago 1 0 1 0

Perfect description of a dry (or not so dry) drunk, comrade.

1 month ago 4 0 0 0

Yeah, but no one verifies the sobriety time.

1 month ago 1 0 1 0
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Late stage capitalism, comrade.

1 month ago 1 0 0 0

¡Me encanta, camarada! Perdón por no haber respondido antes, pero tuve unas citas durante el estreno de mi película.

1 month ago 1 0 0 1

Which kind of purge do you mean, comrade? There are purges from the party and purges from life. Sometimes both.

2 months ago 2 0 0 0

@murosinvisibles.bsky.social @basquechiguire.bsky.social Anyone who strives for betterment of the working class and the lumpenproletariat deserves all the honors the Soviet Union can provide. After that we’ll have to see how it goes for him. Many such heroes got a free burial site.

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"Ninety percent of success in life is just showing up to the island for pedophiles."- Woody Allen

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Greg Bovino is just like an abusive priest. They simply transferred him to a different parish.

2 months ago 3197 882 224 54

Greg Bovino to join Harvard’s Institute of Politicsl

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This is unconscionable, comrade! I never walked along a canal with Greg Bocino! I would have had him shot at the Kommunalka Shooting Ground. He is a Nazi wannabe, and that’s enough for ultimate punishment.

2 months ago 1 0 0 0

¡Jajajaja! Qué puto idiota, camaradas. Otro tarado que hizo lo que sus jefes querían aunque era ilegal. Y pensaba que fue intocable.

2 months ago 1 0 0 0

To the ICE agent watching:

“There are more of us than there are of you. You won’t be in power forever, and you will live to regret this.

Do you think about how hot hell is? Do you think Hitler did?”

- @hunterisntdunn.bsky.social

2 months ago 661 170 12 5

Camaradas, nunca disparamos a personas en público en la URSS. Disparábamos a los contra revolucionarios en privado, en secreto. Los ICE cometen errores al mayoreo. Algún día van a arrepentirse de haber hecho todo tan público.

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Turkmenbashi followed my lead. There’s nothing like a good cult of personality, comrade.

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Pacify a populace. No, you make your police secret. That way everyone suspects everyone. There’s no need for a large personnel expenditure. You do need lots of media coverage of some arrests to keep everyone on edge. That way the people themselves scare each other. But, fascists never were smart.

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Comrades, I’d like to offer some critique of the situation in the Empire. I’ll limit myself to the pitiful display of desperation from the regime. You don’t advertise your political shock troops! They’re running around looking like robo cops with ICE emblazoned on everything. That’s not how you

3 months ago 0 0 1 0

The Real Housewives Of Antifa

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"Hey it's OUR job to kill protesters!"

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We’ve also updated our animated map of the positions of agents and vehicles during the incident here with new footage published by @cnn.com that shows the shooter closer to a white SUV prior to the shooting
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Perhaps they had an attack of conscience, comrades. Nah, what am I thinking?

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