Can digest a planet and all of your friends, but one slice of cheese and it's over

woaghh, looking so soft and huge

Name one thing a shark can't digest

a very large eastern dragon lounges with his legs spread and one arm lifted in a hot spring

no better way to start this account than a whole lot of dragon...

you mightve intruded on takeo's alone time but im sure you can make it up to him somehow :]

this is such a perfect shape for a shark it's crazy good

WOAAAA THIS IS SO GOOD

I think the sharky enjoy to much burger…!

Gift for : bsky.app/profile/wide...

YYYYYOUCH

Wanna find out just how much I can eat? I'll make the restaurant workers cry

bites you

Sharky my deeply beloved...

Me

Fade the sea slug sitting in an inflatable back yard pool holding a beer, they're taking a selfie and smiling at the camera

Why don't you grab a beer and join me?

🎨 @yavh.bsky.social

Fade the sea slug sitting in an inflatable back yard pool holding a beer, they're taking a selfie and smiling at the camera

Why don't you grab a beer and join me?

🎨 @yavh.bsky.social

Overfed? Clearly they're still hungry

Doodle of a big, stinky derg @dracxon.bsky.social

Goes down easy, they'll be a perfect addition to my blubber

They're like sushi to me

A full body mirror for creatures my size isn't a height issue, it's a width issue. You're gonna have to line up a bunch of full height mirrors to get my full width in view

you always gotta check under the hood

pinning you against a wall with thousands of pounds of lard

Guess i'll just have to rub my ass against you until you stop making my fat jiggle so much ;3

not to mention my belly, just jiggling all over

and this is a direct quote btw

I'll sit on you

I'm over here waddling to the fridge

A tomoddiction incoming

The more inflated you are, the more kissable you become

the stretcherrrr

Thicker and wider than bsky can handle sorry all 😌