Posts by “Weird” Crash Test Gummies
Me, accidentally sounding like the narrator of a Soulcalibur game when my wife mentions driving past one of the places we first went together before we started dating
Bosch from CHUD
When someone says something so C.H.U.D.phobic and you gotta hit ‘em with the Bosch stare
If we get will smith to play The Kid he could write a new Wild Wild West for the movie
watching Golgo 13 again has got me back on my Hitman World Of Assassination bullshit, this time I’m gonna Suit-Only Sniper every target, like my man Duke
Screenshot of an x-men comic book from the ‘90s featuring Wolverine, but he’s drawn to look like some kind of…gorilla alien crossed with Doomsday?
Wolverine is looking insanely busted in this ‘90s run I’m reading
The concept of “ultralight” is a scourge imo. Man was not meant to live lightly
Exactly so. Even folding knives to me are just *slightly* more failure points vs fixed blades than I would strictly prefer
Link should be more like Trevor from GTA5 imo
Honestly I already have smart blinds in my house, in that I am smart enough to get up and close the blinds if the sun is bothering me
Donald Trump in a black and white still from the 1998 Woody Allen film “Celebrity”
Trump is in a Woody Allen movie (Celebrity) too! It would be an exaggeration to call trump an Allen Regular, but I’m gonna start doing it anyway
Same deal with tattoos- now you gotta make sure someone doesn’t have the sonnenrad tattooed on their stomach or whatever
“I’m Jesus Christ and this is my favorite store on the Citadel!”
Jason Goes To Hell a far worse offender in this regard. I could easily go to Manhattan myself, but hell is a much more exotic locale
robocop hitting mitch mcconnell with his ford taurus and he just bursts into liquid like that toxic waste dude
A can of chunky clam chowder I came across stacked with the wine in the grocery store
Beautiful vintage
I was, to my eternal shame, a mod on the Penny Arcade forums for a while (specifically on the comic book-focused forum)
Dukat complaining about how the Bajorans never understood how well he treated them and how much he loved them is always chilling. Unbelievable that Marc Alaimo kept pushing for “redemption” for Dukat, but that’s one of the reasons he’s so good- even the actor playing Dukat buys Dukat’s bullshit
30 second *real* fistfights over who gets the last button-up flannel on sale, but everyone is shaking hands and hugging and laughing by the end
You can’t say that kind of thing about the incinerator, the incinerator is literally a minor (built by slave labor two years ago)
“Oh Adolph, paint me like one of your badly-proportioned castle landscapes!”
Jeremy Strong from Succession saying “Just fucking go nut nut”
I have never watched succession but I am thinking about Posting a whole Ennis MAX Punisher read through and this quote is currently running through my mind
Frank Castle, aka The Punisher sitting in a diner seeing on television the news that the graves of his family have been desecrated. He does not look happy.
beautiful, gotta check this out
Where’d you watch this, it looks fun?
The opening of the Iron Chef tv show, with many chefs standing in silent still rows
Best part of Iron Chef is when Kaga bites the Summoning Pepper and fills kitchen stadium with the ghosts of all the chefs who faced the ultimate penalty after losing the chairman’s challenge
Relaxing with some old Iron Chefs on tubi. My man morimoto is getting is ass beat by the judges in the asparagus battle
and Duncan Idaho, who did NOT die,
oh hey I was just reading one of my old Rogue Trooper books last night