Fanart for @dangerouscolors.bsky.social :>

uncolored line drawing of a quetzalcoatlus, a giraffe-height pterosaur with a long beak and neck, dangling murderbot in full armor upside down by the leg. it's flailing somewhat and attempting to free itself with a foot braced against the pterosaur's beak. the pterosaur is smiling. urgent red text from murderbot reads "threat assessment: critical. kill or disable hostile immediately." faded blue text from murderbot's internal monologue reads "what the fuck is this thing" in all caps. a thought bubble from the pterosaur reads "hehehe my lala bingle"

nobody tells you this but youre genuinely just allowed to draw yourself as a giant creature dangling your favorite character by the leg like a prey item. does this even count as fanart at this point

#murderbot #TheMurderbotDiaries #quetzalcoatlus #paleo #PaleoArt #art #ArtPH

simple doodle of a pink dearc pterosaur. it is in a sitting position with a cute sparkly wide-eyed expression. it has long, sharp teeth protruding from its mouth and a long, sleek tail with a simple vane at its tip. there is a reddish-pink bow resting on its head.

hi im alive LMFAO posting this old ass doodle just so it can be linked. yuh

So much of my boob drawing advice is "let👏them👏sag👏don't👏be👏scared👏"

some people are born to find love and start a family but my role is to go online and make the bigger guy in the yaoi bottom

Digital black and white sketch of winter chibi hualian. HC is building a snowman shaped of the Flower Crowned Prince in the foreground. In the background XL has a big snowball he is planning to throw at HC. They are both wearing winter clothing and it’s snowy outside.

@ghostygoo.bsky.social :3

imo, if binghe could shapeshift

Tubi is such a crazy streaming service. It’s like if the Criterion Closet was in a gas station

“Why are folks getting dumber?” Because they don’t read. “Why aren’t men as romantic & poetic as they used to be?” Because they don’t read. “Why are people so vulnerable to propaganda?” “Why is everyone a conspiracy theorist?” Because they don’t read. Because they don’t read.

Gonna start doing mine extra long like this———

are we still on about em dashes and ai. imo human writers should just use the em dashes even harder. we should be out here pummeling out those em dashes like we're emily dickinson

Goat and magnolias being inked on a lightbox

Snuck in some late night inking oooh yeahhhhhh

#art #wip

THE MERCHANT

Cover art for Marvel Classicworks: Strange Tales of Whaling featuring Kirby-esque art of a whaling crew trying to harpoon the mighty Mmoby and cover blurb promises Sense-Shattering Symbolism As You Like It!

This isn’t a real comic but I still think about it a lot.

While the paper hasn't come out just yet, the news certainly has. Proud to announce our discovery of color patterning in a sauropod dinosaur. Will go in depth tomorrow.

if you give a mouse a cookie

it's december !! 🙀 good excuse to post these guys again ...!

long winded joke about kids in a santa movie thinking they were sent back in time to hang out with a jolly bearded gift giver but instead going to the council of nycea and listening to hours of debate with St Nicholas of Myra

Time again for my favorite christmas post ever, one that still makes me laugh every time i read it

Perhaps he was dickmatized…

One of the many reasons AI can't produce good writing is it can't hate its own writing. It can't think to itself "Maybe I'm illiterate" during the writing process. And that's essential

ishmael and moby dick's situationship

SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE

doodle by me A very old Leon Kennedy shakily asks “i-is that you Ashley?” to which Grace responds “no, Mr Kennedy, I’m Grace”

RE9 leon kennedy

none of the ai slop commercials these companies churn out will have even one-tenth of the cultural impact as the folgers incest commercial and i think that's beautiful

the most relatable trait about fox mulder is that he's always crashing out. oh he crashed out last episode? doesn't matter baby. he's crashing out again

fujoshi'd too close to the sun (transitioned into a gay man)

#OtD 10 Dec 1984 Lesbians & Gays Support the Miners put on a benefit show at Camden's Electric Ballroom featuring Bronski Beat to support striking miners. They raised over £5,000. Hear their inspiring story in our podcast with former members of @LGSMPride workingclasshistory.com/2019/06/10/e...