Insomniac me walking around a silent house at 3am realizing my whole body sounds like a pepper grinder

They would make such beautiful music together

a woman in a black dress is sitting in a chair with the word grass written on the bottom Alt: Anna Kendrick sitting down for an interview on a talk show. She is shuddering and shaking her head, saying, "Gross."

Oh fuck I forgot about him! Super weird vibes, turning up when you're alone and vulnerable in the ocean. And he's just been watching you, and waiting

KK Slider I think. Redd is more CJ for me cos he's a skeevy bastard but he's kinda fun. Lucius and Pete are Reese and Cyrus

I was trying to figure out who Frenchie would be, but then realised its me - I'm scamming the shit out of my villagers in New Leaf at Re-Tail. I'm out here putting 800 bells on a shirt, and they're asking me if its a bargain? Absolutely it is, babe!

Maybe they're planning a spaghetti scene à la Lady and the Tramp, and they thought it needed to be more "authentic?"

Prolly just racism tho.

A scene from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia with Dennis and Charlie having a conversation. Dennis says,"How about your favorite food. What would that be?" Charlie replies, "Oh, milk steak."

A scene from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia in two pictures. The top picture is a roast chicken sitting upright on the bar wearing a pair of tiny jeans. The second picture shows Charlie pointing at the chicken with a quizzical expression on his face, saying "Denim Chicken?"

Charlie Kelly remixed

Your birthday is important and so are you. I don't really know you well, but I know you have people right here who love and support you. I'm so sorry your IRL people are so disappointing, but I hope you manage to have a great birthday anyway 🫂

No cheating, post the last photo of your pets!

I've been calling her Snuffleupagus since I captured this masterpiece

just want to point out that scarr’s cashapp and kofi are linked in his bio. consider the labor of volunteering to do this!!!

(and also let’s be real this fandom owes scarr reparations for just the past few months alone 🤦🏽‍♀️)

Yooo, currently dealing with an IUD "settling in" and I've been having a

✨️WEEKLY CYCLE✨️

and my brain has fully left the building. Thank you for a possible explanation 🫶

Wait, for real? Ffs - it there anything periods don't fuck up?

OMG yes to jane lane - hello bisexual awakening!

I remember exactly two things about this show:
1. the theme song
2. it was on after The Ratties and before SuperTed (in Australia)

A+ mask game, can't wait to see the hair 👌

It's such bullshit! Repetitive stress injury? Shouldn't I be getting better at it if it's repetitive? My joints should be getting swole, not swollen

But Fang's would be those bobble head dogs people put on their dashboards

It's not what you wrote, but my brain keeps saying stone cold stede austin

a cartoon of homer simpson standing in front of a crowd of people with monorail written on the bottom Alt: A scene from The Simpsons with the townsfolk, including Homer right in the middle, dancing down the steps of the town hall led by Lyle Lanley. Caption reads "Monorail!"

Omg, I legit would have broken into song!

Days of Our Lives Intro YouTube video by psyduck1539

Her favourite soap opera!

"Like sands through the hourglass, so are the days of our leaves"
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I'm imagining a voiceover like, "Previously on leaves blowing around in the wind..." when she sits in the window. Just a montage of last week's leaves with a needlessly dramatic soundtrack

Most accurate alt text ever

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That's even better than half a pyramid

Me, a fellow Aussie, when I had the same realisation as I was about to bid on the skull quilt (very early on): yeah, nah

30 minutes left

328 raffle tickets for Misty’s Trans Flag still available

201 tickets sold in the past few hours. We’re doing great!

Can we get some more tickets sold?

#OFMDCraftFair

Screenshot of my bluesky timeline showing ericavee's above post followed by a post from Rhys Darby that begins, "Philly really blew me away."

Timeline did a thing. Gonna have to call you Philly now