Hell, why have modern medicine in the military at all? Let's get back to vicious battlefield amputations. Anesthesia is woke.

Niche observation: these look like the glasses you had to wear for the SpongeBob SquarePants 3D ride at Great America

There's a war on for your mind.

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Fire rigs are awesome as fuck and I encourage everyone who has an opportunity to do a ridealong in one if given the opportunity — just be sure to put your headset on!

Josh Rogin: “Somebody shorted the oil market today by hundreds of millions of dollars exactly 20 minutes before Trump made his announcement—

If you see that once, it could be a coincidence. But that's happened at least three times, if not more, since the war began — that's a pattern”

Sid Rosenberg @sidrosenberg19 X.com Figures! Mr. Met ran away from ME last season!!! And he's hugging the Mayor! Mr. Met is an Antisemite!!!!!!! katie honan @katie_honan • 6d Mr. and Mrs. Met (@MrMet) meet Mr. @nycmayor

Sid Rosenberg O @sidrosenberg19 X.com Just when you thought things couldn't get worse we found out today that Mr. Met is a raging antisemite!

Sid Rosenberg • @sidrosenberg19 X.com This was me at Citifield last season being IGNORED by Mr. Met! Yesterday Mr. AND Mrs. Met were hugging and kissing our Antisemite Mayor @NYCMayor! Easy to conclude that Mr. Met is an Antisemite!!!!!

Sid Rosenberg @sidrosenberg19 X.com l'll be 59 on Sunday:) For the first time ever I'm sporting a Yankee jersey as I make my way to the Bronx. The official transition from a life long Met fan to a Yankee fan is now underway. Like my friend @CGasparino once wrote "Go Woke, Go Broke!" The Mamdani Mets are too WOKE for me! See ya at the Stadium soon fans!

Absolutely dying at right-wing radio host Sid Rosenberg getting so angry that Mr. and Mrs. Met hugged @mayor.nyc.gov that he started calling them antisemites and became a Yankees fan.

This man is the son and namesake of Rodney Mims Cook, Sr., who was a rare racial liberal in 1960s Atlanta. If you've read WHITE FLIGHT, he was one of the leading voices against the Peyton Wall and one of the few legislators to back seating Julian Bond.

Now his son is building a monument to a racist

George is unnervingly adorable

Who would've thought that Trump was a fan of 'Billion Dollar Babies' 🙅‍♂️

This is a genius bit of engineering and the sort of thing a country serious about assisting farmers and tackling energy shortages would be working to put over every canal

Today I went to church.

The pastor delivered a powerful sermon from Tarantino 16.22
Followed by the traditional hymn ‘God only knows’ by the Beach boys.

Entirely coincidental that I stumbled upon that Reddit page last night and couldn't stop laughing at it. I saw your post and was like, "now is my time" 😂

Oh but there's a whole The Sims 4 challenge for it 😅

Fittingly, a white flag that no one can read unless you pull it out and wave it in defeat

Business Owners Claim Big Musician Trying to Hijack Record Store Day Multiple record stores have claimed they are receiving shipments of albums they didn't ask for.

Kanye West is so radioactive that gamma. has to reportedly send unsolicited boxes of his new album to indie record stores ahead of Record Store Day tomorrow.

Fucking gross. Any shop that decides to sell it should be ashamed. It's no financial loss to you to refuse to do so.

my unpopular opinion is that we're better off with Kash running the FBI and we should hope he keeps his job as long as Trump does

Hegseth saying “The Pharisee Press” should be a fully mask off moment. He is saying “The Jewish Press”. But Christians of all political stripes are so devoted to using Pharisees as a rhetorical prop that liberal Christians regularly insist it’s totally fine, no matter how many Jews try to explain.

Whom among us hasn’t gotten so shitfaced that FBI SWAT had to blow our door off its hinges the next morning?

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FORMER MISFITS SINGER-TURNED PROUD BOY TOUR STOP CANCELLED AFTER COMMUNITY... | Left Coast Right Watch Former Misfits vocalist Michael Graves tour stop in Sonora, CA got counterspelled because of public outcry.

You don't want to miss the weird, weird local drama involving a venue both-sidesing drag shows and a Proud Boy concert. @rsands161.bsky.social has the details! Link below!

leftcoastrightwatch.org/articles/for...

FORMER MISFITS SINGER-TURNED PROUD BOY IS TRYING TO TOUR | Left Coast Right Watch Forrmer Misfits frontman and Proud Boy who performed at the Capitol Riot is touring

DOUBLE FEATURE from LCRW: Michael Graves, former Misfits singer turned Proud Boy, is touring @rockwilliams.bsky.social & @rsands161.bsky.social cover his tour in this article & linked below, Sands dishes the full drama when Graves tried to stop in Sonora, CA leftcoastrightwatch.org/articles/for...

Business Owners Claim Big Musician Trying to Hijack Record Store Day Multiple record stores have claimed they are receiving shipments of albums they didn't ask for.

Kanye West is so radioactive that gamma. has to reportedly send unsolicited boxes of his new album to indie record stores ahead of Record Store Day tomorrow.

Fucking gross. Any shop that decides to sell it should be ashamed. It's no financial loss to you to refuse to do so.

The Baffler will be on Montez Press Radio next Friday (4/24) at 7pm for “The Profession That Does Not Exist”—a live panel discussion on the side hustles that journalists, novelists, and poets take on to survive. Join us, or tune in online.
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We reviewed an 18-page report detailing the second-by-second surveillance of a trans woman. They followed her as she went in and out of the bathroom, even though she posed 'no threat."

It's one of a bunch of new details in this deep dive that @robertsilverman.bsky.social and I took for @wired.com

Rule votes are typically party line. 20 Republican nays is a hard defection. Presumably Freedom Caucus members.

rightwingers minds are amazing

a yelling RFK Jr denies making comments about Black children that Rep. Sewell printed out and put on a placard

he showed up to a mostly empty auditorium, got heckled by anti war protesters opposing the war he just humiliatingly failed to negotiate an end to, erika kirk stood him up, and he tried to explain catholicism to the pope. the only way he could’ve had a worse time is if he pissed his pants up there.

The Deepfake Nudes Crisis in Schools Is Much Worse Than You Thought An analysis by WIRED and Indicator found nearly 90 schools and 600 students around the world impacted by AI-generated deepfake nude images—and the problem shows no signs of going away.

NEW: Teenage boys are pulling classmates' photos off Insta and running them through cheap nudify apps and the fallout has now hit nearly 90 schools across 28 countries with 600+ known victims since 2023, per a WIRED/Indicator analysis.

UNICEF estimates 1.2M children were targeted last year alone.

Really missed the "THE DOW IS AT 50,000" line